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The only organic robot 🤖✨ (24) they/them #freepalestine
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Angry and irritated 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Are centipedes and millipedes chill, do they be like “yo what up cuzzo”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I want hotel breakfast

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about what it would be like to never think about money again… again

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If the microwave doesn’t have an add 30 seconds button then what’s the point

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Desperately need to be on a podcast with Drew Afualo

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Low key need Salina Estitties idk

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I was a wizard

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

What I see

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

Just heard my friend say he was born in 2003 and took psychic damage

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t want me to think your ex is hot then stop dating hot people

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely don’t want to leave the house today under any circumstances

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I am having a bad night 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I need to stop underestimating Dua Lipa

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I want pastries and confections

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

talk of the democrats trying to fund a whole bunch of media outlets/figures to compete with the right seems absurd to me. hiring more salespeople when they have nothing to sell. no big policies, no future vision. whatever their message, it will die the moment it stops being paid for

submitted 97 days ago • 29 comments

DL men are the most fucking irritating people on the planet I swear

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Michael’s Microphone you are more famous to me than any celebrity could ever hope to be except maybe Hatsune Miku

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I get meteorology is super complex and all but how is my weather app still saying that there’s been no precipitation at 6:42pm when it snowed from 9am to like 2pm, like at that point it’s not even prediction just update the app with the correct information

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

They should just put Sonic and ‘dem in Mario Kart

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

this queen

submitted 123 days ago • 20 comments

Italian stoners be like “I smoka da weed 🤌🏾”

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all ever start smoking at 7 o’clock in the morning

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

very close to $200k! wowza 👽

submitted 137 days ago • 2 comments

Don’t fucking argue on the phone with your mom in front of me lol

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who just went through two irritating ass situations back to back 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

A poetry teacher told me I looked like a poet today

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

he’s so beautiful I need to bully him until he concedes to my companionship

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

And why do I keep getting up before the sun

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

I want a very aloof cat that likes to watch people from a distance and rarely be touched

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Need a stoner partner so bad so we can wake and bake together </3

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

biden being like i told netanyahu to stop bombing civilians (but kept sending him the bombs to do so), we use the UN now (where we repeatedly veto attempts to get israel to stop bombing civilians) i have zero idea how anyone can muster the slightest defense of this guy

submitted 154 days ago • 27 comments

Just paid da plug 🤤🤤🤤

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting too old to keep transitioning to new social media

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

TURNUP

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

I love waking up at 5am for seemingly no reason yay yay yay

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I get to have little nice moments :]

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

My thing with Always Sunny is that if in your FIRST episode you were okay alienating Black viewers, then I wasn’t meant to be your audience anyways. You didn’t want me here if that’s how you START the show.

submitted 162 days ago • 2 comments

So why wasn’t I made aware that Bojangles has a hard sweet tea

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

This is a mute & block chain designated for folk who've deliberately prepetuate or pereptrate xenophobia and division amongst Black people and cultures against each other (FBA & ADOS accounts automatically get added) bsky.app/profile/did:...

submitted 216 days ago • 14 comments

Need next weeks episode rnnnnmmm

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments