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new poop madness just dropped, now with pre and post status alerts #caturday

he has no idea what is going on and i’m so proud of him for it

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...

Our Army did a really nice job telling capsule histories, showcasing soldiers and equipment over time. Lovely to hear the crowd cheer George Washington, Buffalo Soldiers, fly bys, the 101st protecting the Little Rock 9. Hokey and earnest (not great at marching), our Army is so endearing.

Our able men and women in uniform swear an Oath to support the Constitution—they didn’t sign up to spend the weekend in a military parade to feed the insatiable narcissism of an incorrigible insurrectionist/dictator.

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

I bet trump is furious about his fyre festival ass parade

You can't teargas people into loving your policies

Isn’t the sponsor “the American tax payer?”

Holy smokes

"A wonky change in Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill would hammer some of the very people Republicans insist they are protecting." — From @thebulwark.com's in-house wonk @citizencohn.bsky.social www.thebulwark.com/p/yes-they-a...

Mike Pence: "The president was wrong to pardon people who assaulted police officers on January 6...Anyone who would ever use violence, whether it be against law enforcement of political violence, must be condemned universally."

Mike Pence: "As Vladimir Putin continues his brutal and unprovoked invasion in Ukraine using drones provided by Iran, I would say respectfully to the administration, we ought to be looking elsewhere than Vladimir Putin for advice on how to deal with this situation."

Today is Donald Trump’s military parade, which he’s turned into a big celebration for himself. Instead of watching, I have a better idea: Thank a veteran.

Nice try Redville. At least we don't paint our donkeys to look like zebras.

WHO WANTS SOME GOOD NEWS?

“you’re very handsome, everyone thinks so” –what i tell bear when his posts do well

This is the spirit of Los Angeles. This is California. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. #FreeDavidEndRaids

Me: Why don't you save automatically like every other program? MSWord: Try Autosave :) Me: Ok... whoa, I have to upload the document? MSWord: Yeah Me: Will it keep saving automatically after I upload it? MSWord: Heavens, no Me: Wait, where tf did the file go? MSWord: Hell if I know lol

MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House theonion.com/maga-vo...

Not sure what that is, but I'll find it and give it to him. Hihi, loveeee the eyes 11.8/10 😍 pretty kitty.

my deeply-held values leaving my body when the Elon deportation order drops

Instead of blanket & chaotic tariffs Howard Lutnick, where now you have exempted tech here is how you create electronic manufacturing hubs in the US: ✅ Invest in the workforce ✅ Provide public investment in manufacturing facilities ✅ Buy what we make in the US www.politico.com/newsletters/...

New: @rokhanna.bsky.social is set to deliver one of the most intellectually rigorous framings of the Trump 2.0 era so far in JD Vance's home state tomorrow—the strongest signal yet Democrats think they need to frame him as Trump's heir ahead of 2028. www.politico.com/newsletters/...

I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE WEEKEND

#handsoff #sacramento 4/5/25

"Be a little kinder than you have to."

Mr. Fluffy wishing you a good and peaceful Sunday night, and a happy and hopeful start to your week tomorrow. Be at peace anchored in hope.

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What I wish for you are moments of lightness, strung together like beads. To take out of your pocket and remember their beauty with your fingers and your breath and your smile when the night is too much.

[watching my cotton candy melt in the rain] oh no i’ve been eating a witch

Do you know my friend John? John…oh crap... John J-something... oh wow. I know it’s my name too, so... uhhhh...damnit. - Early Onset Jingleheimers

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho...

I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one that led to pie, And that has made all the difference.

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.