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dahlian.bsky.social
Newly Michiana-based sports enthusiast (AEW/NBA/WNBA/CFB). Ankh-Morpork Posters Guild. Esoterica. Learning to harp. Coaching chess. 41 Bi & building community with other queer, disabled, and Covid-cautious folks dahlian. on Discord
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I could watch a 3 hour ppv of Samoa Joe destroying the Young Bucks 🤼 #AEW

@smoreagain.bsky.social do you think the Maple Leafs are going to start a fight with themselves for violating the unwritten rule of a slap shot into an empty net

Darby Allin should fake an injury on the descent and use the time in hiding to get all of his tattoos removed and then re-applied on the opposite side of his body mirror universe-style 🤼 #AEW

AEW dark was probably a top 3 favorite sports podcast for me, alongside Inside the NBA and @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Cowboy shit.

Throwing out my old personal vision board and replacing it with ā€˜Be the Riccabone you want to see in the Zone’ #AEW 🤼

New Trios Champions.

I hope we get a string of Willow-Stat matches culminating in a no time limit match that never ends because neither of them can admit it’d be the last thing they ever do together Then Rene (or @rjcity.bsky.social) saves the day by retrieving their imaginary friendship hats from TK’s office 🤼 #AEW

Toni Storm distractedly watching that Jamie Hayter interview: ā€œDid somebody say ā€˜second coming’?!?ā€ #AEW 🤼

"It's not a pedi, it's not a mani, it's a FACIAL"

#AEW

Holy shit, that Young Bucks v. Speedball/Knight match is going on the list of introductory AEW matches to show wrestling-curious friends. It blows my mind that there are wrestlers that can pull matches like that off like it’s just another Wednesday 🤼

@onomy.tax - I still don't fully understand the whole UNO Coach Master P thing, but if he keeps showing up at wrestling shows at Lakefront Arena, I'm all in.

How is this not an ONN

I'm in the Yemen strike chat. I'm in the family chat. I'm in the combination Yemen strike and family chat.

that’s right

There’s no chance anyone in this administration could put together an Interocitor.

Ngl, I’d watch JB Pritzker on an AEW pre-show Image description; JB Pritzker’s face pasted on to that classic photo of Vader doing a moonsault.

Watching Blood Sport now and I can’t believe how silent the crowd was when Baka Survivor started playing. Filthy Tom was losing his mind over seeing a legend like Aoki fight meanwhile the Full Sail crowd couldn’t give two shits. Once again, everything that touches WWE turn to shit.

Upgrading from Will Wheaton & Friends to Becca Scott & @dropout.tv Friends is the greatest glow up in tv history. And that’s coming from someone that actually kinda likes Tabletop still. It’s hard to overstate my excitement for @parlorroom.bsky.social

Every time I see a new Ospreay tattoo I think ā€˜oh thank god, he finally covered up that Assassin’s Creed loge’ and then the camera switches to a different angle… 🤼 #AEWDynasty

Between the jacket on Wednesday and the sparkly ass today, my personal headcanon is that Bobby Lashley has been raiding Wayne Brady’s closet 🤼 #AEWDynamite