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Not related to THAT Hoover. Or the other one. No, not the company either. Still thinkin’ about the tardigrades abandoned on the moon.
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it's 100% coordinated and as long as we keep that in mind we should feast anyway because whether an earthquake topples it or you do, that ugly mantelpiece decoration everyone hates gotta go anyway

submitted 37 minutes ago • 3 comments

Just once I'd like to see a Reverse Democrat, a guy who campaigns on donor friendly centrism and starts breaking up tech companies as soon as he gets in office

submitted 10 hours ago • 40 comments

Mariners baseball, baby Sometimes you just gotta laugh

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

It is amazing that Trump admitting he is letting a Chinese company illegally operate because it helped him win and that isn't even a top story of the week

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Dipshit's dipshit machine doomed from the start... and all these failures continue to do environmental damage too. The stupidest timeline. www.planetearthandbeyond.co/p/starship-w...

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Editors, please assign a deep dive piece on the grave damage musk & doge have done to the United States, rather than how he’s feeling about it.

submitted 1 day ago • 53 comments

i swear to god, if naziferatu’s wife is leaving him to go be a sister womb donor in the chief weeb for boers technocommune, i may need to find a church to go repent in

submitted 1 day ago • 67 comments

Omg he achieved dril “corncob” status over a sticky note

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

whoever did the advance work for this Kash Patel interview is about to find themselves with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo

submitted 1 day ago • 233 comments

Reassuring the Jim Jordan types he'll keep them out of prison when they commit crimes.

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Trade policy update.

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

RFK Jr declares new infant care standards:

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

In this Ohio diner, Starship still means "We Built This City." But they do know this: humanity's only hope for survival is to be transported to Mars by a ketamine-addicted fascist with 60 children.

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

elon musk is deeply dumb. he's bad at nearly everything. he's rich because he's brazen, soulless and evil. he remains rich because we've built a system that makes it very hard for billionaires to stop being wildly rich, no matter how stupid they are, no matter how much they destroy and fuck up.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Is everyone else just kinda going through all of life now with a constant low-grade awareness that we’re between one and three years away from the start of the kinetic phase of our present constitutional crisis? And if so how are we coping with that?

submitted 2 days ago • 127 comments

If you look at it from the grift perspective it makes sense. They're using ancient rocket technology but specifically cutting out necessary safety measures like flame trenches etc because they know as long as it's unsuccessful they can keep taking taxpayer money to "fix" it.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Can't help but feel we're living through an increasingly existential war between spectacle and substance with spectacle winning battle after battle after battle.

submitted 2 days ago • 1120 comments

Is Phil Cuzzi the next Ángel Hernández? Yikes #SFvsDET #MLB

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Fantasizing about being rich enough to hold a fancy dinner for AI investors where I feed them nothing but plastic 3D printed replicas of food

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

The fact that we are debating things like 'is preventative dental care good' is a truly dismal state of affairs.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

It's actually extremely fucking bad that the guy who controls the army and the nukes and runs a fascist government is less able to organize his thoughts and control his impulses than he used to be, sorry if this requires you to hold two thoughts in your head at once

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments