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A buried American P-38 fighter plane has resurfaced on a Welsh beach, sixty-five years after crashing there.

we could have had taco trucks on every corner

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

That looks worth living for.

Me: I'll have two beers That Klingon: I'll have two beers, too.

spare me from talk about how litfic writers suddenly dabbling in SFF has "legitimized the genre" please

“Is this a dagger I see before me?” Weight: 3 Damage: 11 +2 bonus against kings of Scotland

Turns out that Hamlet wasn't indecisive, he was just doing side quests before picking up the main quest storyline once he had more experience points and better items

If Daredevil can hear your heartbeat, just imagine how many farts that guy hears.

"I need to get my dinosaur footprints inside before this monsoon hits", is probably something only I have ever said.

It's weird to me that so many of my neighbors voted to take away their own healthcare to give me a tax cut. They need their health care. I don't need a tax cut. Neither does anyone who makes more than me, either.

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

Amen! Today's No-Good young people wasting their time with "vinyl"* should listen to this. *Latest Fad

my column/essay this week is on the administration's war on the future, what that means, and the obligation anti-trump americans have to articulate a robust vision of an egalitarian future in response. read/share/etc. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/o...

A Path Forward to Save American Bio-Medical Research talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-pat...

The reason HAL 9000 goes insane is due to conflicting programming (being told to hide the true purpose of the Jupiter mission from the astronauts). Musk should be careful going out the pod bay doors, just saying.

Star Trek II "I have been - and always shall be - your friend."

Saturday! Akron meets Detroit in the industrial wasteland of Cleveland!

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

so, for many years, the sm57 microphone has been precisely $100. it’s a common fact of life for performing artists and sound engineers — that mic is ALWAYS $100. for the first time in what anyone in my network can remember, due to the tariffs, the sm57 is now $110.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Handing the levers of power over to a bunch of brain poisoned internet trolls does not seem to be working out all that well, gotta say.

🎶 Now that your picture’s in the paper being rhythmically admired 🎶

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

WAIT ON THE SONS OF NO ONE, THE BASTARDS OF YOUNG

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY? STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

Why is the sky red?

Who did it better?