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Evolutionary biologist, programmer, crappy musician. Assistant professor at the University of São Paulo. Formerly a postdoc at Princeton EEB. damelo.net
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And there will be no backlash because we moved to the next stupid piece of news anyway.

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

The good part of AI is that the only thing a writer can do to combat it is to become more human. Make your writing weirder, hornier, more violent, absurd, poetic, difficult, political, jagged, dreamlike, ironic, surreal, alive. You don't have any choice but to plumb the depths.

To those who think that continuing to engage with Harry Potter isn't *directly funding attacks on trans people*, here you go.

Look how one little bollard can bring so much joy to the world. #WorldBollardAssociation

doing a MAGA Great Leap Forward where i set up a 5nm lithography process in my backyard

My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.

Atualização: a juíza que comprou as dores da colega e puniu o jornal zero hora por divulgar super salários, públicos, também recebeu remuneração líquida acima do teto. Durante 30 meses... Da 13ª vara cível de Porto Alegre… Força pras humildes guerreiras… noticias.uol.com.br/colunas/tiag...

Appeal from colleagues at Harvard: "...we also call upon our fellow institutions of higher education in the United States to declare their willingness to facilitate the immediate co-enrollment of Harvard’s international students., including formal acceptance of transfer for immigration purposes."

Trump anunciou que Harvard não pode mais ter estudantes estrangeiros. 1/4 dos estudantes lá são de fora. Vale prós atuais e futuros. É um ataque sem precedentes. Na mais prestigiosa Universidade. Orban forçou uma universidade na Hungria a mudar de país. Trump vai na mesma direção.

The Republican administration is also ordering all current international students (and postdocs, I believe) at Harvard to transfer or leave the country. www.dhs.gov/news/2025/05...

With the Trump meme coin dinner about to get underway, I’m minded to reshare my favorite column lede of the year (from @edwardluce.bsky.social)

Mesquite 4 beta released! Many new features, esp. phylogenomic. Check out the trailer and longer video on the home page: www.mesquiteproject.org, and use the download link there to get a copy. Feedback welcome! Ask and discuss on our new Google Group (groups.google.com/g/mesquite-p...).

No 2025o ano do senhor jesus Cristo o dono da Cia das Letras lamentando q não assinou Harry Potter plmdds É muito frustrante

Imagina o Orkut Büyükkökten se matando igual o Santos Dumont quando transformaram o avião numa máquina de guerra.

Apparently existing foreign students at Harvard *MUST* transfer according to the Trump administration. My Harvard neuroscience/connectomics peeps: If this impacts any of you (faculty/students), get in touch with me and we can chat about how I can help you.

These are grant TO THE STUDENTS, not to the institution, so this is just straight-up punishing students for choosing the institution

The biggest pissbabies on the planet

Longe de mim defender a jornalista gaúcha Roseane Oliveira, mas esse caso é absurdo!! Uma juíza decidiu que a jornalista pagará 600 mil por ousar divulgar o supersalário da amiga desembargadora. Na liminar está a frase: “ainda que as informações divulgadas sejam públicas e verídicas” Que tal?

🤣🤣🤣 Mui preocupados com a qualidade de ensino para as crianças nas escolas

This is absolutely terrible news. With the shifting regulatory climate (i.e., antivax ratfuckery), Moderna has withdrawn their application for their eagerly anticipated COVID-flu combo vaccine. This vaccine offered better protection than getting each shot separately. h/t @merz.bsky.social

They're terminating OPT. Today the nominee to head USCIS stated directly: he will end Optional Practical Training, the single largest channel for high-skill immigrants to work in the US. 6 weeks ago I warned about this & summarized the research on impacts of this drastic action—> @piie.com

Imagina você errar COMPLETAMENTE a interpretação das obras que usa na epígrafe do seu próprio livro? Imagina não ter um editor, preparador, revisor pra avisar? Agora imagina seu livro ser resenhado por todos os grandes veículos e NENHUM crítico apontar o vexame? É muito Brasil.

Brazil has presidential elections next year and Google & Meta are openly sponsoring events of Bolsonaro and the far right. I fear this sort of thing will only grow stronger. There's no possibility of sovereignty & self-determination within an Internet dominated by billionaires & US companies.

What's new in the world of adaptive radiation?! Here's what we think! academic.oup.com/evolinnean/a... Out now in @evojlinnsoc.bsky.social! Wonderful writing this with Julia Day, @fishspeciation.bsky.social, and María del Rosario Castañeda

É aquilo: ganha zero votos com eleitores de direita. Perde o próprio eleitorado mas ganha tapinha no ombro da escória de colunistas de tabloides e sicofantas empregados pelo Rupert Murdoch. Pura adesão ao consenso das elites cada vez mais reacionárias.

None of the 278 men sent to CECOT have been returned. Meanwhile their lawyer has been arrested and "disappeared" in El Salvador.

I wrote a thing about multivariate normal sampling in #rstats, and why you would be well-advised to prefer mvtnorm::rmvnorm() over MASS::mvrnorm() Now. Let us never speak of this again

Essa canetada do Celso:

Under 65 years old? No Novovax COVID vaccine for you this year. As expected, the Republicans have enabled RFK Jr. and his coterie of antivax grifters to take away your right to make your own medical decisions in consultation with your doctor. Gift Link: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/17/h...

This is completely false. Even the largest university endowment cannot sustain large-scale scientific research. In my 25 years at my school, the most monumental research fund drive raised $325M in *total*. Federal research here costs $200M per *every year*. This is an extinction-level event.

Microsoft and Google users trying figure out how to turn off their ‘AI assistants’.

Our (@leosbastos.bsky.social‬ and I) comment about dengue risk is highlighted in the cover and the cover itself!!! Link to our comment: www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

Quem não é muito jovem se lembra da Semana do PCC, que foi há exatos 19 anos. Foram dias de tensão e violência em várias cidades de SP, com o PCC dando toque de recolher, ameaçando comerciantes e realizando atentados a postos de polícia. +

Vc nunca vai imaginar esse final

Newark Airport under the Trump administration: Come for the near-death flight experiences and delays; stay for the diseases

What I get from the Biden's-decline book is a vivid picture of the self-reinforcing culture of denial/deflection that builds up within the closest circle around a frail president. So the takeaway isn't "Democrats must atone." It's that it's surely happening again, to a greater extreme, right now.

É importante ler os clássicos obgyn.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1...

Ontem no jantar fiquei muito satisfeita que não era a única pessoa que conhecia o caso da mulher sem vagina que engravidou depois de fazer um boquete e tomar uma facada na barriga 😅 (eu conhecia de matéria da BBC, @damelo.net conhecia o artigo científico original) www.bbc.com/portuguese/a...

If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat. In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.

Vai se criando um clima incrível

I hate graphical abstract requirements.

British taxonomists in 1901

Imagine if CSU got to put their $17 million into research grants for their faculty instead of... chatGPT... only 18 months of access...