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Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
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'We've left your parcel in a safe location'

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Good Morning and Happy Birthday to Esa Lindell. I hope everyone gets him the gift of a 2-0 series lead.

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Addendum. The Sabres also have a 14 to their name. They haven’t made the playoffs in 14 years.

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Tonight’s fun fact! The Buffalo Sabres won an ECF game more recently than the Carolina Hurricanes. The hurricanes have played in 14 games since the Sabres were last in the ECF.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Had a business dinner. Is Florida suddenly that good or is Carolina exactly who we thought they were?

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The towel foretold of the prophecy.

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Well then lol

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“It’s all smiles in Dallas!”- Josh Bogorad Pete De Boer:

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Learning this morning that everyone in Canada thinks Dallas embellished every call because Canadian media only showed reactions of Stars players and not the actual penalty. Didn’t have hockey propaganda on my list of issues, but here we are.

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Good Morning to everyone, but especially good morning to Steve Spott and pretty much every player on the Dallas Stars.

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Seggy's gasp😂

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Axe Body Spray is just an aerosol of Corey Perry’s tears. #CoreyPerryFacts

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You know what Bluesky is missing? #CoreyPerryFacts

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Yall are the best. Truly the best.

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The real Stuart Skinner showed up tonight. Thank you.

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Disregard! Thought it was someone else.

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Fuck that sexual abuser.

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Anyone wanna guess when I left?

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If only the Oilers had someone like Cody Ceci to help their PK.

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Clearly cashing in all the power plays they meant to use last year.

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Very clear the only way Dallas gets to the Final is riding Otter.

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Not bad for a dude with two hips held together with duct tape and a dream.

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Friendly reminder that Vegas eliminated Dallas in 2023, so Dallas eliminated Vegas in 2024. Edmonton eliminated Dallas in 2024.

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Just realized something terrible. I’m at the place where we lost game 2 against Vegas due to Ryan Suter Incompetency. Do I need to sage this house? And I just SOL? Leaving is not an option.

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@seanshapiro.bsky.social congrats on the championship!

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