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The government declared war on its citizens and the guys who loaded up on guns on the pretense of fighting back against such a thing turned out to be fine with it.

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The Indiana didn’t just survive without Caitlin Clark — they evolved. They played with pace. They moved the ball. They shared the rock like it was a pizza at a sleepover — everybody got a slice, and nobody hogged the cheese. Full Story: moreausportsmedia.com/the-fever-sh...

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FINAL: The Seattle Storm rally in the 2nd half to win 83-77. Gabby Williams led the team with 18 points. Nneka Ogwumike finished with 14 points and 9 rebounds. Myisha Hines-Allen finished with 16 pts and 12 rebs. DiJonai Carrington led the Wings with 22 points and 8 rebounds. #WNBA

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if that man calls tara “mack-eown” again i’m going to riot!!

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I put Mercury Lynx in the search engine and an old car pops up. #WNBA

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Straight Frizzle Alert! #WNBA

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The Indiana Fever have a better all-time win percentage with Aari in the lineup than they do with Caitlin. #WNBA

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Kiki now has a double-double so she's leaving here with something. #WNBA

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It's Pride Night and Sophie is wearing all black. #WNBA

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Aari to Kelsey! This did not exist a week ago. #WNBA

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Fever in the 4th Quarter... #WNBA

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Aliyah, no. #MakeYourDamnFreeThrows #WNBA

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Gambling ads are "Hey, look how fun it is to gamble in this economy!" while the fine print's all "We are legally required to remind you this shit is not fun."

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"You shouldn't have." "I didn't!"

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Rebecca Elizabeth Sauerbrunn = 1 of 1. #USWNT

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Who else is looking forward to seeing how well Aari and Caitlin can work together? #WNBA

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Ditto!

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Austin, Boston. Boston, Austin. #WNBA

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We need a sandwich place to score a deal with Becky so we can get the Becky Sauerbrunn Sour Bun. #NWSL #USWNT

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I like Aari with the Fever, I do, I really do. #WNBA

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Caitlin pointed like she saw the WrestleMania sign. #WNBA

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Reminding people that offensive rebounds are a good thing like: #WNBA

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How Caitlin took it to heart that I only refer to Kate as Coach, by Dana Holtzbert. #WNBA

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Look at our Thomas, all grown up and hitting the town! #NCAAWBB #WNBA

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Someone gift @ccfc22.bsky.social this hoodie immediately. #WNBA

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Syd Colson, the Face of the Fever she is has scored! #WNBA

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Which is made possible by getting the rebound.

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Something that needs to be improved upon in the 2nd Half for Indiana is that Natasha and Lexie have as many points as Caitlin and Sophie so far. #WNBA

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So, getting offensive rebounds as opposed to not getting it.

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Aliyah scoring is good. Aliyah fouling is not good. More of the good, less of the not good. #WNBA

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Welcome to the Finals during Tornado Season.

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Officiating has killed whatever good flow this game had. #WNBA

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DeWanna got mad while Black.

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If Aliyah makes every shot, let her take every shot. #WNBA

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The Mystics are getting all these offensive boards, but when McBarbie does it, it's bad. #WNBA

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If nothing else, it may cause refs to take Debbie's advice on commentary. #WNBA

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That looked like a clean block, but there's no telling with WNBA refs. Plus, Fever fans aren't all that thrilled with officiating as is. #WNBA

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The Fever need to get Aliyah more looks, let her work. #WNBA

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Battlestar Citron Defense Systems are functioning. #WNBA

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If a player plows through a Lexie screen, is that considered a Hull Breach? #WNBA

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I know everyone else calls Dolson Big Mama Stef, but I still call her Big Barda, because that's who she reminds me of. #WNBA

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