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Scientist by day, shit poster also by day. Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬 📍✶✶✶✶
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I hate when every food thing I have requires myriad steps and I'm starving.

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Is this gooning? 💁‍♂️🦋

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Update: I would have to wait at least 6-8 weeks because she unexpectedly had puppies 🥺😭

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I just put in an application on a dog. It took me two years to get here after losing my pup of 15 years. That feels really nice. ❤️

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Eating a Reese's cup while high must be the same as what a monkey feels biting into a mango

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Option 1: Get up, be productive, knock out chores Option 2: Don't

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

🌈🧱 Happy Pride!! 🧱🌈

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Florals for spring? Groundbreaking.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Why is everyone at the airport flying for the very first time?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Florals for spring? Groundbreaking.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

My sister hired dueling pianos for her party and they're playing Don't Stop Believin'

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I have had one (1) wine and I'm buzzed. AMA

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

The only reason I'm not yelling at people in this airport for their absolute lack of spatial awareness is I got upgraded to first class and want to get on my flight.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

It is 7 am and I'm trying to enjoy my coffee and yogurt. Meanwhile I hear Teams already blooping away...

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

So...is gooning just sticking your tongue out?

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

I'm fucking sobbing at videos of people who finally opened their heart to a new puppy after losing their 15 y/o husky.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I hope in my next life I come back as a brewery dog

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

In a war with sentient AI, I'm allying with the furries because for whatever reason they are all cybersecurity experts and hackers

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I hope I'm not this creepy when I'm older

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Don't overthink it: Trader Joe's kid pizzas are roughly the same size as a normal medium slice and you don't have to commit to an entire pie

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Why is Office online still the most putrid pile of hot garbage? GSuite has been consistently more reliable for over a *decade*

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

How does someone decide to learn the concertina? They just happen upon it at Italian camp?

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

I am an absolute gremlin right now. This asymptote of constant productivity is going to kill us all.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A snuggle and some cherry cheese blintzes could cure me this morning.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I scheduled dissociation time today before trivia. I'm grateful and mortified simultaneously.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

AI is going to be the thing that catalyzes a worker revolt. The incessant "go faster, do more" shit is getting out of hand.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I thought clip shows were supposed to make you laugh 😭 #TLOU

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

You know that tipping point where it's like "maybe I should save the rest for tomorrow"? I should have stopped.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments