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danharmon.bsky.social
mudmonster struggling to achieve work/video game balance. The most effective way to punish, improve or usurp me is to deprive me of your insight
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I choose to believe democracy adds ten pounds but this probably isn’t about me

submitted 8 hours ago • 8 comments

Cynically, if he did tweetblurt a confession to anything actionable he’d say the next day it was lolz memez but I would like the social media equivalent of “I did a double salute for YOUUUUUU” while peeling out blasting Journey

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

anyone else in California scared that if I remove the Watch Duty app, everything will burst into flame, like maybe this .75 acre vegetation fire near West Mountain Street in Glendale had its Forward Progress Stopped not simply by heroes in helicopters but by my hyper-vigilant pinch-zooming

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I’m sorry but if someone is going to do something like the person below is doing, then I am going to quote repost it and refer to them in stark, clinical third person

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Every 👏 single 👏 person 👏 full 👏 stop 👇👇👇👇

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

A lot of Criminal Intent cases are “major cases” by accident. If a jogger you stab runs into traffic and *bumps* a senator’s limo, Vincent D’Onofrio is unleashed upon you and a confession will be pulled backwards through the cracks of your shattered mind and it’s just tough luck for you as a mugger

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Quantum superposition: Because I have never seen Daredevil, the next word in this YouTube Shorts caption exists as both “top” AND “endure.”

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

best guesses on what young people call groceries now: Skibbidy Edibles El33t StomachWarez Prenoms Chewbait Bespoke Mouthery Nutrish Pooprint Toner Tastepunk Bitebait Hunger Vax Lifework Batteries (blue pill) Cum Stock (red pill) Self Upvotes Snail Energy Literal Snacks

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

POV you’re an unseen observer called a camera that can teleport, or cut, to different locations around this interaction, or scene, which does not include you and which is therefore not POV but I’m young so everything I get wrong is culture and even when you’re right you sound like a mummy farting

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

If I could say one thing to my 26 year old self I guess it would be YOU WILL ACHIEVE TRANSTEMPORAL COMMUNICATION AND THE IMPULSE TO USE IT THIS WAY SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU AND NONE OF IT IS GOOD

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

A power tool battery stopped taking a charge so I took it apart and checked each cell with a multimeter. Accomplished nothing. Battery extra ruined. Considering “staging” the same setup where Cody might walk by and see because I feel like I must have looked so fuckin cool, I was like tink, tap, nod

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments