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danhowdle.bsky.social
'Comedian'. Part-time iRacer. Art appreciator. Pro-LGBT, pro-Ukraine, pro-EU. Cis gentleman. He/him. Location: Babé, Belvaria.
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we just bombed the shit out of you, so now it's time for peace

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

kung-fu nazis may be operating in your area. be vigilant!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

hmmm... seems the queue of spineless yes men waiting to kiss trump's arse stretches further than we thought

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i don't know any internet users but if you do, let them know...

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

making choices is hard, huh

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

especially the seals — i do wonder. what a mystery this is.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

hey, siri...

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

quick guide: white guy calls another white guy "brother" — quite cringe white guy calls a black guy "brother" — *extremely* cringe white guy calls his brother "brother" — extraordinaril--- no, that's fine actually

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

fixed it. HAPPY NOW!?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

"i'm not even married" he added

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

f1 had enough fans already shoulda taken same plot, cast etc. but made it about bog snorkeling or dwile flonking — you know, something that needs a leg up

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

you there! labour party whip! tell all these rebels who think taking money from the disabled is unconscionable to get with the program! party whip:

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

it's frankly astounding his plan isn't to wait till they're all grown up and fly them to an island for an all-sibling hunger games

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

his poor wife

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

the warning reads: be alert! ice impersonators will cover their faces, won't show id, and don't have an arrest warrant

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

d'ya think oilprice dot com is using ai to write its news articles? so hard to tell

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

say what you like about musk, he is with without doubt the world leader in self-immolating technology. no one is even close.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

"hello and wilk'm to heedroolic press channel, today we see if we can splood rooket before even take off" .... "plitty good!"

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

a story in two parts...

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

turned 51 this week. only a matter of time before people find out I'm an android. beep-boop.

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

i can't decide whether to do a war and what's jesus telling you? he's typing 'bruh' — all caps

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments