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me: (licks the entire US) me: "sorry. i licked it. it's mine now."

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Little Bean and her favorite little chip toy. #hunter #catsofbluesky #tuxie #tuxedocat #kitty #cats #whiskers

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#HappyPride #lgbtq #portal #GLaDOS

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I finished it. I’m not 💯 sure what "it" is exactly. But I'm strongly considering editing and releasing as an actual book. 👀 #HappyPride #GayAF #Swanqueen #OUAT #Queer #LGBTQ #Fanfiction #Writing

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My grandmother used to never throw anything away after its expiration date because she said that was "the American government's way of getting you to buy more products." And I used to think she was just an indignant old Italian woman. But like…she's right. Capitalism is a scam.

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Me: (walks into Lowe's) Lowe's Employee: "Can I help you with something today, sir—ma'a—little buddy?"

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Person: "Good morning. How are you today?" Me: "I'm exhausted and I want to vomit."

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Me: (accidentally consumes gluten) My Autoimmune System: "Oh, hell no. Scanning foreign entity. Danger? Danger. Intruder detected. Initiate protocol D. I will continue to attack myself until the entity is gone." #celiacdisease #celiac #gf #glutenfree

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being a female in america: it doesn't matter how much weight you lose — how small you are — everyone (including doctors) are always telling you that your biggest problem is that you need to lose weight.

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[wife is calling] me: [answers] "hey, babe. what's up?" wife: "hey—" little bean (the cat): [hears my voice on speakerphone. interrupts wife]

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What level of autism do I have? It varies situation by situation. But right now I have the "I can feel my own earwax forming in my ear and I can't engage with what you're saying rn because it's taking all my energy not to grab the nearest sharp object and jam it into my ear canal" level of autism.

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NT people built this uneccesarily complex system. And it makes autistic people have meltdowns. But then they're out here giving us a hard time talking about "what are you, dumb?" But then like… NT people also get burnt out by their OWN system. Like…maybe it's not me that's the dumb one, sweaty.

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POV: my apple turnovers on the drive home from the gluten free bakery. #glutenfree #celiac #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #sillygoose #pup

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Give 👏🏻 me 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 show 👏🏻 called 👏🏻 "My 6000 Pound Cat" about 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 run👏🏻 sanctuaries 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 Elephants 👏🏻 and/or 👏🏻 Hippos. K Thanks.

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I only have 2 lifelong goals: 1) Be a better more successful man than my biological father. b) Completely sabotage any and every expectation other people have of me. And at this point in my life, I would say… …that I am completely nailing it. Go me! 🙏🏻

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Throwback to that time that me and my bestie @bogposting.bsky.social co-wrote a song about Barb from #strangerthings

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You will never convince me that "whiteness" is a real thing. My ancestry only consists of the groups of white people that have been historically considered "not white": • Italian • Polish • Irish • Jewish I am the most non-white white person to have ever existed. I am the ultimate white pariah.

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Maybe this is just the 'tism speaking…but social hierarchies are man's worst invention.

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They may be hangin out the side of their best friend’s ride trying to holla at you but they look damn cute doing it. ☺️ #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #tlc #noscrubs #passengerprincess #puppies

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The worst part of being an AFAB child with undiagnosed autism in the 90's where every study at the time was based only on white males is that 98% of my autism presents exactly like "white male autism" and I STILL wasn't diagnosed. I was just an "unruly antisocial tomboy" that really liked rocks.

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Yeah, I'm cute. Not in a "sexy/attractive" way. But in a "oh no lookit this smol helpless creature I MUST mother it" kind of way.

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Person: "If you could go back in time and give advice to your younger self what advice would you give?" Me: "DON'T!" Me: "DO. NOT."

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If I had known that marrying a woman meant that I had to give up my precious body heat to warm her ice cold frozy toesies every night for the rest of my life, I might've thought it through a little more thoroughly before asking.

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Being autistic in a neurotypical allistic world feels a lot like if you were cast as an actor in a movie where you unconvincingly play the role of "yourself." #ActuallyAutistic #Autism

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I just want you all to know that my great niece is a feral leash child just like I was as a wee lad. And I couldn't be more proud of her. I hope she grows up and burns this world to ashes. 😈

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I could never cheat on my wife. 1) She'd have to set it up & plan it for me b) She'd have to put it in my calendar & then remind me every day up until day of (because autism & change) • Day of would come & I'd be like "Do I have to? I kinda want to stay home & play video games instead"

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Me: (uses a women's restroom in Italy) Italian Women: "Bongiorno, smol Italian boy. I will protect you with my life. Do not forget to wash your hands." Me: (uses a women's restroom in the US) American Women: "wOT aRe yOU doINg, sIR?! thIS iS thE woMEn's reSTroOM!" Me:

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Cat: (lays down in lap) Me: (accidentally spills a little bit of coffee on cat) Me: (rubs coffee into her fur and pretends it never happened) Cat: (faint purring noises)

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My favorite part of visiting Italy was Signor Gatto poking his head out and yelling at construction workers because it was 11am and he was trying to sleep. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 #italy #catsofbluesky #kitty

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What is the point? What even is the point at all? In trying. In doing. In living. Nothing even matters.

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Person: “weLL yOu dON’t loOK aUTisTiC.” Me:

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ngl…this is what neurotypical people sound like to me…just all the time…

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I asked chatgpt to turn Bean into a human. It did not disappoint. But I want to know why she looks like she could be my biological child though. 🤔 #ai #catsofbluesky #chatgpt #catsofbs #tuxie #tuxedocat

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Every single co-op game with any kind of crafting ever made: My Wife: "Omg! This game has co-op! I really want to play it with you. Will you play with me? Pleeeeeeaaaasssseee?" [2 hours into the game] My Wife: "WHY IS THERE A MUSHROOM IN THE IRON ORE BOX?!"

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Me: (*makes some joke about not being able to go to church because I'm gay and it will burn) Person: "You could totally go to church. Don't you want to get into Heaven?" Me:

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Trump supporters be like: "he could murder my entire family in front of me on my front lawn and I'd still vote for him."

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My autism diagnosis is one of the most expensive pieces of paper I own. As of now it goes: 👉🏻 bachelor's degree 👉🏻 car title 👉🏻 autism diagnosis

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me: (an atheist scumbag) person sitting next to me: (who is very obviously a christian) [DEEP DISCONCERTING AWKWARD SILENCE] me: "so. how's tHe loRD doing?"

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You know who wouldn't have tariffed the country into a recession just to manipulate the market to make rich people richer? Kamala Harris. 😐☕️

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The official greeter for Printer's Ale. #shibainu #dogsofbluesky #doggo #printersale #woofwoof #borkbork

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Instead of going to therapy, men will literally crash the stock market by starting a trade war over absolutely nothing that sends the economy into a global recession. But then insist — until their dying breath — that women can't be leaders because we're "too emotional."

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This is Butterscotch Bits Applesauce MeowMeow and she is #beautiful #catsofbluesky #catsofbs #shera #catra #japanesebobtail #calico #happiness

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I drove past a farm out in nowhere, Bowdon, GA. And it has a big sign out on its gate that reads: Trump 2024 "Freedom" With quotes around the word freedom and everything. Don't let them fool you. They know EXACTLY what they voted for. And they would shoot themselves in the foot to get it.

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This is my April Fool. #dogsofbluesky #shibainu #aprilfools #dumbbutcute #doggo #pupper

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I'm gonna write a book filled with every conversation that Siri has incorrectly recorded to my grocery list. The first line will be "I would like the record to show oats that cheese without someone nevermind nevermind of art flores of orange cranberry jury." The title: Alphabet Soup.

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Context: Bean is my cat. #cats #theowlhouse #crime

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I'm not struggling with depression. It's struggling with me. 😈

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My mom had such a fantastic time raising an undiagnosed autistic child in the 90's that she never had kids again. 😌 #IAmEnough #ActuallyAutistic #Autism

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I'm hyperverbal. And have extreme anxiety. So I talk and I talk. And I explain then re-explain then over-explain then ask clarifying questions about every single thing. And STILL no one ever understands me. What's the point of talking? Why can't I just stop? #actuallyautistic #autistictrauma

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