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daniel.sh
Not gay as in happy, queer as in mincing and villainous • Engineer, architect, technical lead • Formerly at Vox Media and Bauer Media, currently for hire • https://daniel.sh
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I am in no way financially able to not work. Of my 30 months without a paycheck, no few have passed in poverty. Like this one! Right now! I need help. Can I can depend on the kindness of strangers (earnest) to keep me safe from the kindness of strangers (gothic/ironic)? gofund.me/b7b275f1

have we ever seen elton john and bette midler in the same room

Muderbot takeaway: we don’t deserve John Cho.

MARTHA—Bowser GEORGE—Princess Peach NICK—Mario HONEY—Yoshi

He likes Les Mis because it's a lump of non-art that asks nothing of the audience and it was difficult to get tickets forty years ago. Chilling that just a few rounds of newsroom layoffs stand between me and reading this exact take-off "despite the political content of Cats."

PIZZA'S OUR PROFESSION

Child: rizz Me [thinking frantically]: Rizzo is a character from Grease, Rizzo from Grease is very popular, popular people are full of… Me [shouting like a gameshow contestant]: CHARISMA

Many years ago, during an inpatient evaluation for emergency ECT, a neurologist told me: “It’s very modern, nothing like the movies. Four burly men don’t pin you to a gurney.” “Not even if I ask nicely?” I replied. Extremely solid, given the circumstances, and he barely brought himself to scowl.

Old episodes of The Nanny starring actress and comedienne Fran Drescher were good. Old episodes of The Nanny starring actresses and trade unionist Fran Drescher are great.

Stephen Miller origin story is a salutary reminder to keep all your grievances bold and operatic. If I'm doing insane things as a grown-ass man and the best grudge anyone can locate is from high school, I have failed villainy as an institution.

tried to get lunch but they're out of you

Say what you will about DOGE, but the online application for disability benefits now lets you reserve a top bunk or a bottom bunk in the camp of your choosing.

“Newsrooms were already struggling with declining public trust. This magazine CEO is working on building reader relationships with an improved app.” And I’m the one without a job.

anyone who has ever witnessed little boys debating whether a shark could fight a bear or a dinosaur or hulk hogan can understand something about the tone of ai reporting

i worry about britney spears so much . i really hope she can pull through. she deserves so much better than this

Jun 9th 1954 - Six strangers are invited to a secluded New England mansion. The date is known due to the Army–McCarthy hearings that were on the TV in the kitchen 📽️📅 Clue (1985)

“The web” is a contested space, a tenuous consensus among interests that are imperfectly aligned and sometimes adversarial. You need to know this in order to say coherent things about it, long before you can try for interesting or true.

“Brain shocks” are like a scifi version of “lightheaded” where the gravity suddenly cuts out and your brain floats up and slams against the far wall of your skull

We're still doing "the girls are fighting" "high agency males" "not butch enough to be homophobic about boats," straight people should apply for licenses before they're allowed to traverse the homosocial and homosexual.

adab defund fatherhood

Me at the gay bar. garb.ag/wounds.mp4

I’m doing the Robert Moses NYC Walking Tour (calling a cab).