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danielfreer.bsky.social
Future UCF Dean of Agriculture. Do things. Good things. UCF Alum
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Being a Jew on Christmas is like being a woman at a Rush concert.

The full Fresno State Bulldongs experience

Grown-ass adults who love Christmas too much give off Disney Adult energy.

diego pavia eyeing hugh freeze and a four peat

I don’t know which rich person needs to hear this but assistants, support staff, the people who clean your house, nannies, landscapers etc don’t want a bunch of shit for Christmas. Just give them extra money!

how your email finds me

*during sex* Me: hurt me Spotify: ok, here’s your most listened songs of 2024 you tasteless piece of shit.

Hi, I ughhh also have a Substack about how to handle money and such when your job has absolutely nothing to do with money (like screenwriting, acting, and every job that doesn’t involve math. open.substack.com/pub/edendran...

Happy Deleting Emails From Every Fuckin Store You've Ever Purchased Anything From Weekend!

@weatherkatie.bsky.social

Butch and Benny have been on some shit this year. Remember when they showed up to media days in Vegas with zero fucks to give?

If you're alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I'll call and ask you when are you gonna get a "real" job and give me grandchildren.

when its the end of november and I go outside for my afternoon walk.

Netflix login: password must contain at least 8 characters, a number, an emoji, your crush's maiden name, and a hieroglyph. ATM: just any 4 numbers.

FREEDOM IS IN THE BUILDING!! Freedom...the mascot for Georgia Southern...is in the Press Box warming up before his pregame flight. An awesome tradition here at GATA @sickoscommittee.bsky.social @allcfb.bsky.social @cfbnumbers.bsky.social

Taco Bell

Here in Statesboro GA for Georgia Southern vs Troy...checking game out for @CureBowl. GATA in hunt for SBC East title and SBC title @sickoscommittee.bsky.social @allcfb.bsky.social

Pirates fired their coach and won 3 straight to make a bowl!!

okay the one thing Twitter has that I’m not seeing a lot of here is pics of slippery hippos. So here’s some slipper hippos to feed that craving.

Dec 20th-21st average temps [Hi - Lo]: Columbus, OH: 40° - 27° Knoxville, TN: 50° - 32° State College, PA: 37° - 25° Bloomington, IN: 40° - 25° Kickoff times are 8pm Fri, or 12pm, 4pm, 8pm Sat. #collegefootball #cfb #cfp

Hell yes I need 5 more apps to communicate with the same 3 people in the exact same way.