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The modern version of the mullet is a guy with a regular haircut and really long beard.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Is it strange when I hear the term ‘think tank’ I always picture that weird bathtub for 3 from Minority Report?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Finding out you have a better credit score than your own government is not as satisfying as you think.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Marco Rubio was born in 1971. His parents were naturalized in 1975. Does this mean he can be deported if birthright citizenship is taken away? Asking for a friend.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Happy ‘’Celtics out of the playoffs Day’ for those who celebrate.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone else is wondering if you should watch Rogue One right after Andor-YES. It gave me chills on the details that went from the series to the movie. So much great storytelling to fill a silly plot hole from 1977. 10/10. No notes.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t seem to find a good review for a ‘baby mill motel’ in my area. Are they like more of a VRBO thing?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not saying that anyone should burn down all remaining plantation homes available for lavish southern weddings for white folk, but…

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Instead of wasting $45 million on a parade, can we just get Trump the McDonalds birthday party he really wants? Diet Coke from a fountain and Hamburglar might even show up. Just him and his Fox News cabinet enjoying a few cheeseburgers.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Rob Man Fred. Just add a space and that name looks totally made up.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I think we should form a new kidnapping squad called nICE. As in if you are not a nice person, we kick you out of the country. We can wear pink, or rainbow, or camo, idgaf. We can start with that Noem lady.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

We need to allow congresspeople to use the phrase ‘you are a lying motherfucker’ during hearings.

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For my whole life, with few exceptions, the SCOTUS has been very indecisive for an institution based on making decisions. Just say it is unconstitutional and be done with it, wtf?

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