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danielswhi.bsky.social
Dog lover. Ginger. Chubster.
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I think not. Even with dementia, my mum has standards.

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At a nudist event today, I was told that I have the ass of a total bottom, and that me not allowing it to be used (because I'm a top) is a travesty.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Oh thank God...

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This fly spray I've bought is not working. I'm still having to walk everywhere!!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The dildo of consequences RARELY arrives lubed.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

This spot needs to piss off... I've got a date tomorrow!!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

It's me talking about... me!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Well, it's official. It's been so long since I had sex, that my penis has turned into a penwas.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The WHAT store?! 😂😂😂

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

On dating apps... Him: "hey, what's up?" Me: "my blood pressure from being asked the same chuffing question by every chuffing guy!"

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Me: "dad, I've decided I'm going to enter Mr Gay UK." My dad: "you? Nah he won't be interested."

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Okay BlueSky, let's see those face cards ⬇️

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Frank: "when I die, I want my cremated remains put in my favourite been stein." Me: "okay sure. Odd, but... fine." Frank: "because then I'll be... FRANK IN STEIN!" Me: "son of a bitch, thats fantastic!"

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Hello to Jacob, and ONLY Jacob, works at Greggs who made me giggle like an idiot when he asked me "do you want cream... on your latte?" with a smirk. Yes. Yes I do.

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"Do you like being bossed around and told what to do?" Me: "in the bedroom, sure! Love it! But try to do that anywhere else, I'll probably headbutt you."

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Happy #mcm #monochromemonday

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

Update... I did it!!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

An hour and a half left... I can do this!!... (tell me, I can do this?)

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Applications open for cuddle buddy.

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

Good night, people!

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

I did not steal 6 giant glowsticks from the club last night. I stole 8.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Manchester we are in you. And most of Manchester has already been in my mate...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

If you say "faster," I'll go faster. If you say "harder," I'll go harder. If you say "deeper," I'll say "tighter" and start an argument.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Heading down canal street tonight to get drunk and flirt with men totally out of my league and get turned down by them. Let the games begin! 😂

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments