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Therapist turned DevOps/Platform/Delivery engineer. Ukrainian American. Fourth generation bee keeper. 🐝
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When you're scheduled to deploy once a week but the deployment takes more than a week that's called continuous delivery

Oh, you're a people pleaser? Then name 3 people who are pleased with you

There was an old tweet that stuck with me: "If you can easily walk to the coffee shop but your barista has a one hour commute, you don't live in a walkable 15 minute city; you live in a theme park"

A bee robbing honey from a frame I robbed from the bees. Its not stealing if you steal the stolen, right?

Today I learned about Reference Class Forecasting and story point estimates make even less sense. You can just look at how long the previous stories took and forecast that way. It just works. There's no need for planning poker or any other estimation.

Listened to a whole audiobook yesterday, and now podcasts feel meh.

I was listening to a podcast and they queried a LLM about a market cap for a business segment and read stats off of it as if they're true, at which point I promptly turned it off.

Sometimes the best architecture is the one you can effectively maintain with your team's skills and resources.

Got stung by a bee yesterday. They say it doesn't swell up as much after 100 stings. 5 stings down. 95 more to go.

The queen has emerged!

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

If managers can buy employees pizza instead of giving raises, and employees buy managers pizza instead of doing work?

This is a bee account now. Here's a queen bee cell. All hail the queen bee. 🐝

Ai chatbots are the fleas of the internet. They're attached to every site now, getting in the way more than helping, sucking the life out of every website interaction.

Some Agilist: "Shu Ha Ri is an ancient martial arts concept..." Me: A flying high kick is also a martial arts concept, but you don't see it being practiced during retros, do you now?

If Sigma is cool, what does that make Six Sigma?

Ever opened a git repo and wondered which of your co-worker is to be thanked for the wonderful code? git shortlog -sn --no-merges Now you know who to thank.

There's a guy in Moscow who has the same name I do. He keeps using my email for his accounts. Over the years, I saw him sign up for Apple, video games, buy skinny jeans, later condoms. The sites leaked his phone number, I found him on telegram, told him to stop. He didn't.

Why is that I can buy books, but not the time to read them?

Stochastic and staccato are two very different words. One is Greek, the other is Latin. But both sound like they have the same root. I've never been betrayed by words like this before.

American right-wing political commentator and podcast host Tim Pool was outraged at the White House that Zelensky didn’t wear a suit to meet with Trump. Here's how he showed up there yesterday.

Tired: CI/CD Inspired: Vibe and Yeet

Has anyone created a lmgtfy but the result is an AI response?

If you find yourself saying "here's what chatGPT says about..." in a conversation, just know that the person you're talking to can ask chatGPT all by themselves, they don't need your help to talk to chatGPT for them.

I've been wondering if simply making streets walkable creates more left-wing sentiment because you are put into unstructured proximity with your fellow citizen (without the intermediation of your respective child crushers) and can see that they are basically alright

Ukrainian-Americans

(sees Sabrina Carpenter is in the news) you know who else was a carpenter with a big following

Unfortunately this situation produces a certain type of grifter - let's call them toxic generalists - who relies on this complexity to wheel and deal their way through systems. The toxic generalist only needs to know a little more than nothing to pass as an expert. That's where AI comes in.

Trump is turning America into a Christian Nation but there's a twist.