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The fuck did my arm get so big?

They renovated everything at my gym except the shitty lighting.

Today I am grateful for the hot hung guy at the gym who showered in the middle section visible from the locker area and who didn’t get dressed immediately after finishing

My doctor ordered me to jerk off a lot lmao

I think this means Charli xcx is the new pope

Went to the gym today for the first time in two weeks earlier today and now I am EXHAUSTED wtf

Shadow of a Man

The RATIO

Mayhem more like Meh-hem. The songs are good, it truly spans BROAD and the influences are so clear. But more than half the songs are just not my taste. Die With a Smile is funnily enough the absolute perfect closer. Who’d have thought?

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

If we’re mutes and I’ve never seen your dick, I think today would be a wonderful opportunity to change that.

This is all y’all are getting from me this friday. Now feat. sports tape.

I’m so boring

I wish it was summer so I could cruise at the beach

#abracadabra #mayhem #lg7 #ladygaga