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“Come here buddy I have to trim your nails…”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

😋🧲

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Jfc I am sick of ActBlue emails and texts. I wonder if I switch parties if it’ll get me off these fucking lists

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There is no right or wrong way to eat scrambled eggs

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Here’s a clip of me after literally every interview I go through

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I just got off a call and literally did a meme based off my performance on said call

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I dunno about y’all but I’m headed over to the sear zone

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I’m unemployed but I’m spending money like I’m super employed

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My god this is good 🐶

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The face of a true Cubs fan

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Man I just wanted to make some tacos and Walmart has gone off the deep end 🥩

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Man this one’s gonna hurt in the best way 😵‍💫

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He’ll pose for a photo when watermelon is involved 🍉

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My god this is the greatest feeling, haven’t seen this in months 😌

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When Eugene detects Italian beef

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

The Tesla cult's casual sexism is just so tiring. In response to, "How can I convince the wife we need a Cybertrkkk?": "Maintain your status and duty as head of the household…then make the decision… Unless she works full time and you guys have a weird "dual" head-of-household thing going on…"

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Back in Chicago but eating like it’s still vacation

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The most Chicago weather 😵‍💫

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I’d heard of “The Boys” but hadn’t gotten around to it til this past week on my flights and…

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I was looking through vacation photos and there’s some kind of pattern but I can’t quite put my finger on it 🍨☕️🍻🍝

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If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

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This is how every, and I mean every, counter service shop should operate. Enough with customers wondering where their order is in the queue or having to crowd around a counter to listen for someone screaming out order numbers for pick up. 👏💡

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Big thanks to my new pal @chris-horner.bsky.social for the glamour shots from my #KotlinConf talk. 📸🗣️

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

First workout after a week away…

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I'm back from my conference and mini vacation, so I shall now return to my rage posts and all consuming existential fear. My apologies for this brief period of positivity where the outside world did not exist

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Dude *just* bought the newest Elon car but yeah the sticker clears your name 🤡

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I’ve decided to start a new business here in Copenhagen

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve seen so many Android users in Copenhagen it makes me want to switch back. Also gonna start smoking again

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments