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danmcg.bsky.social
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Tuchel out. Bring in Eddie Howe.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

How do I stop my wife attacking the butter like she's some kind of feral animal?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Tempted to become that tedious wanker who makes a ... Days since Newcastle signed a first team player poster. It's depressing knowing that we won't even be working on anyone as we have no fucking staff 🤣

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Loads of new followers who will quickly learn how truly boring I am. Stick around for some seriously boring content and general grumpy commentary during Newcastle games 🤣

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I didn't realise that she was trans tbf

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Do not give Callum Wilson a contract. Please do not.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Absolute bottle job this.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think we want CL football. If we do, can someone please tell the players?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Please get Murphy and Schar off (booked) and go to a back four with Trippier and another midfielder on. Let's give Longstaff his last game at St James (wishful thinking).

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Barnes just skilled himself.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Murphy has been fucking honking. We will lose this.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Having seen the lineup didn't expect anything from this game. That said, after the first half it's a shame if we don't get a point. Gordon has been so bad today.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This is the worst half of football Howe has managed or rather mismanaged. Absolutely fucking pathetic. It's hot as fuck and our players are on their last legs - freshen it up for fucks sake.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Get Osula on instead of Isak please, he's stopped running and we need legs.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Barnes is having a fucking honking game and yet we take off Gordon?

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

This is so so so bad - what the fuck is going on? Howay Eddie this isn't it.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Always fucking hated Liverpool and dropping 6 players to lose to these having not turned up just reinforces it. Pathetic.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Not a single one of those players look like they give a single shit about Champions League football. Just utterly pathetic at the basics all game. Tino just passed the ball out ...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

We don't deserve a point let alone 3.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Joe Willock runs like somebody that has just learnt how to.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

When we need to turn up for every single game to try and get CL this is disgraceful. Need Eddie to get pneumonia again as it's been dreadful since his return.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

How the fucking Christ is that a foul?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Well this could end up a total fucking embarrassment. From the highs of Palace to this absolutely abject performance.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Would be nice if our players would wake the fuck up.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Any chance that instead of these shit as fuck Willock and Wilson shots we can keep the ball in the corner?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Typical of our second half displays this. Gone to absolute shit.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

You know who doesn't make that truly awful fucking decision? Dubravka.

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

FFS just as I wrote that 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Before anyone moans at me, Isak is obviously class I'm not denying that, but that half wasn't great 😬

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Just seen this online and it's a class cause. Would be mint if as Newcastle fans we could share some of our joy with this Sunderland fan whose family are desperate to have him home from hospital. www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Had a class time in London on Sunday even if I didn't have a ticket. What an atmosphere and what a club. Haven't even had a moment to come down and post until now been on such a high. Love them all.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

I hope that Trent is well - would be a real shame if he doesn't make the final at the weekend 🙄🤣

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Thank god for that. Let's push on please!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Obviously, I want Newcastle to win every single game especially the final on Sunday but my fucking god we are dog shit. These are begging to be beaten and this is pathetic.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I'm sick of watching Newcastle. That from Trippier there was absolutely dire.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Howe should never ever be able to pick Longstaff over Miley ever again. The difference is night and day. Love you Longy, but it's time you moved on.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Osula looks really bright. His first touch was unreal for the goal.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Gordon speaks so well but cmon put the interview on we all want - Arteta's sweet sweet tears 🤣

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

5 at the back is shocking however you try and paint it. It's a sign of giving up before we kick off.

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments