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dannysalemme.bsky.social
Screenwriter | co-host: How I Met Your Monster | the “Danny Salemme” in dannysalemme.com
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Been having a sh*t storm of a week, but I was like, it’s OK, I’ll get through this until I looked down at the title of the song that’s playing 🪦

One for horror, one for Jane. One for horror, one for Jane. #horrorsky boxd.it/IClF

My husband’s watching FINAL DESTINATION all on his own. Should I ask him to marry me? #horrorsky

queen ✨ #doctorwho

My #LastFourWatched? Quite wholesome. #horrorsky boxd.it/IClF

one of these is not like the others

What are your top three favorite books in Stephen King’s #DarkTower series? Here are mine: THE WASTE LANDS 🏚️ WIZARD AND GLASS 🔮 WOLVES OF THE CALLA 🤖

horror fans watching the tape from THE RING even though they damn well know better #thelastdrivein

📺🫣 #fucked #thelastdrivein

drunk Joe Bob is oddly charming #thelastdrivein @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

I’m still not sure what a sport is, but we had fun

Thinking about dropping everything I’m doing right now and going to see SINNERS That counts as a lunch break, right? #horrorsky

While I was prepping for a horror pitch, I thought it’d be a good idea to listen to a horror playlist. It succeeded in doing two things: 1. Setting the tone I needed 2. Making me significantly more anxious

This episode was fantastic. Loved Alan Cumming, loved the movie theater setting, loved the nod to diehard fans, loved the Doctor/Belinda relationship, loved it all 💙💙

This is really special. SHIFT is a winner in the 2025 WeScreenplay Feature Lab! Congrats to all the other winners 🎉 And MASSIVE thanks to WeScreenplay 😌 This is very cool. #scriptsky #screenwriters writers.coverfly.com/profile/dann...

husband's finally back from a work trip. million dollars for whoever guesses what we're catching up on first.

@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social has quite simply the coolest outfit ever put on television #thelastdrivein 😱

“You should never say ‘Who’s there?’ Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s a death wish.” see: INTRUDER (1989) #thelastdrivein

The sudden influx of REALLY GOOD kills in this movie #thelastdrivein

"If my brother hadn't hit him repeatedly in the head with a blender, he would've killed me." INTRUDER #thelastdrivein

#thelastdrivein 🥃

had a me date (aka I went out alone lol) to FINALLY see How Did This Get Made — which I’ve somehow been listening to for almost FIFTEEN YEARS(?!?!) 🫨😵‍💫💀 aaaaaaaaaand it was amazing shoutout to @paulscheer.com for surviving yet another run-in with balcony monsters 🫡

Trans Day of Visibility. Protect trans folks today and every fuckin day. All the love to our trans fam, we see you, we love you. We will cut a bitch for you. 💚

two scripts on the Red List in four months 🎉 feeling very proud and very grateful 🥲💛 #scriptsky #screenwriting

Gen X: 🎶 Tell me all your thoughts on God 🎶 Gen Z: On God, tell me all your thoughts

HUGE thanks to WeScreenplay for advancing SHIFT into the semifinals! 💛 #scriptsky #screenwriters

What a night #theoscars

I'm 36 and just started learning how to skate. At first, I figured I must be on the verge of a midlife crisis. Reclaiming my youth, etc. Only thing is… I can’t find the crisis. It’s just fun. Maybe a little painful. But mostly fun. btw am I doing this right?

It's been about three decades, so who's going to have the audacity to finally step up and make a third WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S movie? Same body. Present Day. They pass it off as a career senator.

#filmsky #themonkey

Been listening to @hdtgm.bsky.social for over a DECADE 😵‍💫 and I am FINALLY going to see them LIVE in April! 🫨 Anyone else in SF going too?

"You've got a horror hit on your hands. Your creativity and vision for how to uproot the domestic space is phenomenal ... equal parts imaginative and terrifying, and even a little heart warming. It's nothing short of a masterful blend of emotion." WHO WANTS TO MAKE A MOVIE??? #scriptsky

And so my list of favorite movies from 2025 begins #filmsky