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Chalamet calling for Tyrese to get T'd up for delaying the inbounds

All the announcer criticisms of Nembhard guarding Brunson on the final possessions aged poorly

Make it 994-1. Pacers win 138-135

Airballs?!?!

Holy shit!!! Pacers are definitely losing this and the Hali choke will never be lived down

The Knicks keep playing with fire and somehow keep possession

Caruso is a monster

Is Caruso still a dunker?

No one loves fencing as much as whoever makes the NYT Mini Crossword clues. They fucking LOVE fencing.

I feel like the AI programmed by the world's richest man telling users unsolicited to distrust courts and media for not taking South African "white genocide" narratives seriously enough should be a bigger story?

Epic series that looks like it's being coached by 2 fans pulled out of the crowd

Gotta eject that backwards hat fan trying to get involved in every corner 3

I hate so much that the Pacers and Knicks were in a good spot to pull upsets and then injuries made that all but certain. Would have been so much more fun to see it happen at full strength.

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents. What the fuck are we doing here?

This series is a wrap

Naz Reid's height and quick release is crazy

What happened to penalizing flopping?

I think about this comic at least once a week

I ask again, despite already knowing the answer: Why are the police and federal agents allowed to cover their hair and faces, but private citizens are banned and ostracized for wearing face masks for medical purposes? Demand answers from your elected officials.

I love you so much Tyrese

Caruso fouling a half a second into the play cost them the game (well, and Chet obv)

People have said it for years now, but Trump really does follow so many abuser tactics from domestic violence. Just since taking office he's alienated America from its friends, financially isolated the country through tariffs, and made its welfare dependent on the largesse of his day-to-day whims.

I don’t know, man, maybe it’s all the amplifying of Nazis on you platform, the stiff-arm salutes, the joking about Nazis, the cozying up to Germany’s far-right, your family’s history of supporting apartheid, the support for eugenics, the Nazi font hats, and, you know, the whole movement you’re in.

Clippers keep playing DMX What's My Name in the arena and now I'm cool with them winning this

US kids are going to get two dolls, while the president gets 6,600 GI Joes.

we have ceded entirely too much power to the dorks

Go to the rim every time on this Lakers lineup, what are you afraid?

If you combine Chris Paul and James Harden into one person, you get Luka (derogatory)

You can tell Lebron's actually hurt because he didn't roll around on the ground for a full 3 minutes

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

These announcers don't seem like they have any idea what's going on

Funniest coach firing result ever

I started to talk myself into Jeanty aa Bears RB, I didn't imagine that the alternative was going to be no one

Huge shoutout to @natetice.bsky.social who has been on Colston Loveland being drafted ahead of Tyler Warren for a month. If you’re surprised by Chicago’s choice, read Nate’s take here sports.yahoo.com/nfl/article/...

Bucs really needed a #4 WR?

If the Bears are going to trade up to 5 for an RB, why not just add whatever else it takes to get to 3 for Carter to make it worth it?

Trade down, not up!!

Oh my God, no

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

It's so disorienting watching every quarter end with an actual full court heave in the playoffs

Woah woah woah, we cannot let NICKY LOPEZ wear 12 for the Cubs

Warriors are salivating

This is so ugly

Bulls passed on drafting Haliburton in 2020 and passed on signing Brunson in 2021, and are about to pay JOSH GIDDEY to be their PG of the next 5 years 😭

Somewhat ironic that the least qualified, most unfit and incompetent Sec of Defense in American history is the one who abolished DEI.

Fuck AK, smug worthless prick

Why do we need 9 and 10 seeds involved still?

Jerry Reinsdorf still exists

Boy it sure would be embarrassing if an NBA team fired their head coach with two weeks left in the season and then lost their biggest game of the year because they couldn’t inbound a basketball