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Today's cartoon inspired by an episode on the @meidastouch.com network & Sun Tzu. It's been a while since I've done a new political cartoon. I've tried, but the rapid pace of insane events is hard to keep up with. I figured this one is a broad enough take that it might not be obsolete by dusk today.

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space was released on May 27th, (1988). 37 years ago today. 🤡😱 @titusnation.bsky.social

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Well, if any of them are anything like me, they're just hangry. But with many of them? They still think they deserve shit they didn't earn because, genetics.

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The law firms that capitulated to Trump? They'll be accepting Groupons by 2026.

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One thing about deciding I'll never get into the comics business is that I cn publicly say Marvel should fucking burn for leaving Peter David to have to run a GoFundMe for medical expenses. RIP. Fuck.

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Caught a glimpse of me on YouTube at the great Peter David v. Todd McFarlane "debate" at Philly Comicfest '93. Left on the end. Only long-haired blond dude there. Probably the only long haired blond altogether... R.I.P. Mr. David. This event will always be burned in my brain.

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Jong-Fast: This would be the largest cut to food assistance in US history—and it will result in hungry kids. It’s also important to mention that this bill grows the deficit. I don’t know how it manages to do the two things you absolutely don’t want—starve children and grow the deficit—but it does.

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So tired this morning. Left a message to my doctor and told him to vote against the budget bill. Then called my Senator to see if the tests were back on that grundle rash. I'm not making two more calls. Hoping they'll bump into each other.

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Sorry it's come to this. I just want to know if I can buy the parts on Amazon...

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Hey, old bastards that are about to take from the poor to give to the rich... I swear, we will NEVER stop telling your grandkids, and all their kids, and so on, how terrible you were. What an anti-American blight you were. That's how your name will live from here on. Last chance.

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This administration treats at least 90% of America nowhere near as well as a J6 insurrectionist. That's the value cap of a MAGA non-billionaire Tell me I'm wrong.

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I had a dream that I was an alien, and when I was finally called back to the mother ship, my boss was super-pissed that I stretched out my human suit so much. Like, I'm never getting my deposit back.

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This may sound weird, but I feel Elon Musk is like if they gave the "O-face" guy from Office Space billions of dollars.

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Once in a while. Good morning Blue Sky

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I know A.I. wants to kill us all, but either cut it out, or hurry the f*** up.

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I have endured his scurrilous attacks for years. He has sued me for racketeering — and lost. He has unleashed his right-wing army of online trolls. Since his reelection, he has threatened me, defamed me and singled me out by name in two executive orders. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-t...

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The Alarm. Postcard from my collection. Copyright 1902, unsent.

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“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

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If The Boss ain’t careful Donny’s gonna revoke his passport and he’ll be forced to live in Paris or Barcelona or Capri and never see his beloved New Jersey again.

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Back in Jersey, I knew so many (now) MAGAs that loooooved Bruuuuuuce until they "found out he was political." 🙄

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Deserves some support!

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So the artist, I think, tried to get Luke and Han into the same picture by putting them in the same body. It's like one of those, "If they had a kid" app results. It's not just me, is it? Either way, I'm good with it. Enjoying my galactic brew.

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Fun party trick... If someone asks you "Is your cat a boy or girl?" ask quizzically, "Why do you want to know?" Watch their mind sweat for a minute. It's a question people ask, but it's not in need of pertinent info unless you are treating their urinary infection.

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The NY Post is mad that Democracy Forward keeps beating Trump in court.

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Disabled folks on wheelchairs are out there right now fighting for your rights to your benefits. The scene at the Rayburn Building is pure rebellion. Protesters are swarming in during live hearings on Medicaid cuts. God bless them all. Just have one question... Where the fuck is the media?

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I must not understand what mental illness is.

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When you’ve lost Ben Shapiro.

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JUST IN: Judge Xinis says the DOJ has failed to file a privilege log regarding invocation of the state secrets privilege in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's case. She's giving them until 3pm or will construe it as "intentional refusal" to comply. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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What is our breaking point? Sadly, I don't think this country will rise up until they try to deport Ryan Reynolds... @vancityreynolds.bsky.social

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As someone who worked the flight deck of the USS Nimitz while deployed in the Persian Gulf, I have to admit, I find it disturbing (and I'm very suspicious) that two U.S. military fighter jets were recently lost from the aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman during its deployment in the Red Sea. 1/6

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Gotta say... my generation mastered fun, weird-ass candies. I mean... candy cigarettes I get. BUT THEY MADE GUM CHEWING TOBACCO!!! Our candy makers gave zero fucks. The person who invented wax coke bottles would have shivved an Oompa Loompa without a thought. Of that, I have no doubt.

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If you see any MAGA rally photos where writing on placards looks illegible, attendees don't have the regular amount of body parts, or the husband's face looks a lot like the wife's face... ...it's not necessarily A.I.

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truth!

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Don't tell Mom... 🍽🍽🍽❌❌❌👨

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Oops.

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WELL PLAYED GOVERNOR! Kristi Noem wanted to do a press conference today at the Illinois Governor’s mansion. So Governor JB Pritzker hung this banner. Noem ended up choosing a different location. Your thoughts?

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