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dansheehan.bsky.social
Former very online guy now writing about the death of the internet in real time. I've written books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my beautiful posts) Contact: https://dansheehan.co/contact-me
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In a lot of ways, Jesus led a cross functional team to a success outcome

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Sometimes if I pass through Julia’s office while Parm’s taking his afternoon nap he’ll relocate ever so slightly to me and then collapse at my feet

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Have you considered that the best way to get back at this administration is by purchasing consumer goods and having huge level up moments at your job?

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I never develop more specific grievances with strangers than I do at the grocery store

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I need y’all to come to terms with the fact that this isn’t going to be pretty. It’s not going to be permitted protests and pussy hats. This is a war against a violent fascist regime. And if everyone’s biggest concern is the property damage, we’re going to lose.

submitted 6 hours ago • 10 comments

Kinda love when you debunk a text scammer and they’re like “okay yeah that didn’t work but can I try one additional scam on you”

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I think it really does betray the democrat mindset when people see a protest that erupted spontaneously from people being fed up with ICE and saying “you guys gotta focus group this thing, you’ve gotta sand down that wild passion and start middle of the roaring this shit”

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for context here’s a map of greater Los Angeles and the protest is the roughly the red circle

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J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

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What's going on in LA should be a real wakeup call for folks who don't already know that a fully liberal government can still wind up a police state and without some major change to the way we talk about the militarization of policing, nothing will get better

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One box of regular pasta: dinner for 4-5, easy peasy One box of orzo; Dinner for one thousand hungry soldiers, a dinner that reproduces asexually, creating yet more dinner, an amount of pasta that makes you believe in the loaves and fishes story

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As of today, we've entered "the baby can basically show up whenever" mode so I now call upon people with kids to tell me what they wish they'd done with their last 2-3 weeks of non-parent time. If you respond with a joke, a laser will be fired upon you from space.

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Julia made a size chart for the Who's A Good Boy dogs for reference but it makes it look like they all got arrested for a crime

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My strategic advice for Democrats when it comes to reaching non-voters is to not make every election feel like a battle between your landlord and his handyman who never actually fixes anything

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Julia made a size chart for the Who's A Good Boy dogs for reference but it makes it look like they all got arrested for a crime

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One time my dad saw a car for sale on a guy’s lawn in Wisconsin and thought it was a car that could transition into being a boat (???) so he told the guy he’d love to “buy this thing and drive it straight into the lake” which must’ve seemed like a massive power move at the time

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I’ve begun Expedition 33

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Slumlord standards at luxury prices…in the least walkable part of my city? My god what a time to be alive

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OUT NOW: @dansheehan.bsky.social is back to discuss his new card game, Who's A Good Boy: The Game Where Dogs Can Sin. This shit sounds funny and good to us. Check it out at dogscansin.com and be ready for the crowdfunding campaign starting June 17th!

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Getting to talk about how fucked up the internet/world is with the Sickos is one of my favorite things to do and they were also kind enough to let me talk a lil bit about making Who's A Good Boy and why Julia and I think the game kicks so much ass

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First screen, The Godfather Part II. Second screen, footage of a guy dying. Third screen, one of those match threes where a king is getting smashed by rocks, also a podcast about the footage of the guy dying

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So one of the dogs from this game has no art...no name...no identity...That's because it might be your dog! One backer will be able to place the name and likeness of their beloved pet into the hallowed halls of gaming history. It's ability? It can do no wrong. Beautiful. Spectacular.

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Democrats watched Elon show up in the White House with a black eye, high out of his mind and said "now THERE'S a guy who knows how to lose!"

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Natasha Lyonne is just a fully normal rich person with fully normal rich person opinions but she has a very cool voice and that makes her dangerous

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I returned to the Bolcast to talk about me and Julia’s new game and a deeply concerning commander pod I was a part of not long ago

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Becoming a retvrn guy but for this album

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