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dansheehan.bsky.social
Former very online guy now writing about the death of the internet in real time. I've written books (I AM NOT A WOLF), games (Magic: The Gathering, Who's A Good Boy), and jokes (The Onion, my beautiful posts) Contact: https://dansheehan.co/contact-me
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submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Love when you move a semi important object out of a cat's way and in response they declare it their soul brother, an object that will carry extra meaning for them for the remainder of both their lives

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Everything is Happening Here so much

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Well well well, look who’s pure of heart

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Getting a rib removed so we can do an Iraq War to ourselves

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Hey @wachelreeks.com @dansheehan.bsky.social can you help me determine what bracket my new deck is? moxfield.com/decks/FEd_0D...

submitted 1 day ago • 43 comments

Our government is such a joke man what do you mean you held a vote on whether or not to say thank you to cops, get a real job

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

There's this interesting thing in America (very litigious place) where a guy wants to start a fight but is trying to goad the other guy into throwing the first punch so that he's not legally on the hook. Seems like Trump's attack on LA is just this at scale. It's all just a big taunt.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Societally and spiritually, we broke things beyond repair when it became possible to buy a bird at the store

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

More and more doctors are saying that seeing tons of posts and articles from various slack-jawed oafs begging for cops to open fire on civilians in your city is "mondo bad for your brain, friendo"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We launch one week from today and some card proofs just arrived! Look at these beauties

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes if I pass through Julia’s office while Parm’s taking his afternoon nap he’ll relocate ever so slightly to me and then collapse at my feet

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I never develop more specific grievances with strangers than I do at the grocery store

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

J.K. Rowling Announces She No Longer Transphobic After Attending Cincinnati Pride And Winning A Free Cell Phone Charger From A Bisexual Realtor’s Booth theonion.com/j-k-row...

submitted 10 days ago • 65 comments

What's going on in LA should be a real wakeup call for folks who don't already know that a fully liberal government can still wind up a police state and without some major change to the way we talk about the militarization of policing, nothing will get better

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

One box of regular pasta: dinner for 4-5, easy peasy One box of orzo; Dinner for one thousand hungry soldiers, a dinner that reproduces asexually, creating yet more dinner, an amount of pasta that makes you believe in the loaves and fishes story

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

As of today, we've entered "the baby can basically show up whenever" mode so I now call upon people with kids to tell me what they wish they'd done with their last 2-3 weeks of non-parent time. If you respond with a joke, a laser will be fired upon you from space.

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

Julia made a size chart for the Who's A Good Boy dogs for reference but it makes it look like they all got arrested for a crime

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

My strategic advice for Democrats when it comes to reaching non-voters is to not make every election feel like a battle between your landlord and his handyman who never actually fixes anything

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Julia made a size chart for the Who's A Good Boy dogs for reference but it makes it look like they all got arrested for a crime

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments