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can't feel depressed at the state of the world when you're in a thin mint coma

combination laxative and THC edible called Shits n' Giggles

Me, wondering which of these people is going to interrupt me first.

Oh hey, check out this cursed thing that I originally thought was a mole.

Me and my clique reading your skeets like

Me and my clique reading your skeets like

Take my hand, we’ll fake it I swear.

who up writing mildly amusing jokes like it's their job

"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99

No, you.

Can’t right now, I am alphabetizing my comorbidities.

Excuse me, your honor. Will there also be schmosequences?

What we needed was an interpersonal pan pizza.

But your honor, this is a whole butt skeet.

Time for The Lowest of Stakes s3

I’d like to go to either a Liberty or Sky game sometime, being New York and Chicago versed, though I feel the Mystics and could drive to DC. But I dislike DC and would have to avoid family. 😆 #WNBA

Chicago Sky guard Courtney Vandersloot underwent successful surgery on a torn right anterior cruciate ligament performed by Dr. Brian J. Cole of Midwest Orthopedics at Rush, the team announced today. She remains out for the rest of the 2025 season. We love you, Sloot🩵

These butthole skeets were created in a facility which also processes peanuss skeets.

I know it’s too hot bc I just sat on my toilet and it felt like someone had already been sitting on it for 2 hours

Upon this tree I hang the fucks I have given. They all failed.

Priority seating for: Raging hard-ons Lap dancing Having swallowed your phone Broken dicks

Ready for s2

Upon this tree I hang the fucks I have given. They all failed.

*mouth full of reese’s pieces* sorry for your loss

How I Learned to Love Star Wars by Saying ‘Space Magic’ Every Time Something Didn’t Make Sense: a Memoir

The brick at Ferrix was Marva

And the award for Naming a Character What Their 1970s Action Figure Would be Named goes to… Two-Tubes!

Cinta is always on that job.

Watching the Adventures of Bitch Face and Turd Boy.

La Croix: Chili Crisp

Roll20, which owns DriveThruRPG, told Rebel Scum's designer (@9thlevelgames.bsky.social) that allowing their "hateful content" and political speech on its platform constituted a "slippery slope."

I need to stop DMing posts to the one person who still tolerates my company.

Asking ChatGPT if this bridge is high enough.

If AI is so fucking smart then how come it has not figured out that I hit the b instead of space about 80% of the time and have had to make six manual corrections in this post alone?!?

Good thing this isn’t baseball. *pulls out a fresh tissue*

Me, watching a tardive dyskinesia commercial: Holy shit! I have all those things! Also me: The fuck if I’m taking another of your pills.

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.

Sorry I did not like your post but I have huge thumbs so please take solace in knowing I expanded your image four times and the post below yours five times before giving up.

Happy birthday to absolutely male perfection. Indigenous actor, director, writer, and photographer, Billy Wirth, best known as Dwayne from the iconic 80's Vampire classic "The Lost Boys", and the Indigenous American action movie "War Party". 🔥🖤🦇⚰️🩸🪦🪶🖤🔥

Fun fact: humanity peaked in the 1930's with the creation of Big Tits Potato Chips.

I don't know who needs to hear this but it's so important to remember that Tuvok and Neelix are in love

Fever at Aces

Eric Roberts in Cruising.

Women are so infuriating