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hello if you either Fear the Serpent or Enjoy the Noodle and Have Experience Preparing Spicy Noodles (for movement) please check out www.freesnakerelocation.com to either volunteer to pick up noodles or to have serpents gently removed as needed

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Smallest dog occasionally has bedtime anxiety attacks, which means I have to sleep downstairs on the couch with the dogs. They fucking love that, but my couch is shit for sleeping & last night's sleepover has utterly destroyed my spine 😑

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I've got just 20 days to get my shit together for my summer adventure, I don't need a fucking depressive cycle, twisted knee or sliced thumb, yet here we are 😑

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Yodeling the quiet part out very loud.

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Happy Glorious 25th of May! GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. How do they rise up? #Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname

submitted 6 days ago • 45 comments

Accidentally did some actual cleaning & tidying when looking for spare camera batteries, and bought a new blanket to further distract the dog sitter from the extant mess 👍🏻

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Big @captainawkward.bsky.social energy

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Buy her trash fund the fasc

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I'd like to thank Wolfgang for rage-shitting on the vet tech so I didn't need to come back later with a fecal sample 👍🏻

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

At the vet with my tiny Hannibal Lecter

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It always strikes me funny that the goths I know are the quickest people to smile and dance. Why must our dreary darkness be so damned delightful? Happy World Goth Day, my black-clad besties!🖤 #art #darkart #WorldGothDay

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed. There was a shimmer - a demon appeared. "Curious. What ritual is this?" "I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!" "I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

submitted 8 days ago • 39 comments

Well, this is some bullshit: my international baggage allowance is 70lbs per bag - but only 50lbs for my domestic flights 🤬

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Shuffling my mess around so the dog sitter thinks I've made progress in the last year and a half 👀

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Went outside to see what the smallest dog - Thor, who clocks in at 15lbs maybe - was barking about It was the great horned owl in my neighbor's tree, who was daring to hoot without Thor's permission 😂

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

please do not censor words when you type them. If you censor words when you type them, then they get around mutes that people have.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky! Pretty sure it's this one.🐈🌟

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Needed a headshot for a badge, so I spent half an hour taking selfies & then an hour feeling like shit about how I looked in them 😑 I feel perfectly fine about the way I look until I actually look at myself lolsob

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for nine days. What the HELL? 1/

submitted 19 days ago • 764 comments

I love when my bird friends bring their babies to my yard 😭 I've seen several years of grackle babies in my baths, and the scrungly baby towhee this spring, and today my first curve billed thrasher baby ❤️ (the video is crap or I would share)

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

We're 91% of the way to our current goal, and I've added a new update with details of what this money will enable me to do. Please share, and donate if you can! I'm already busy working away on one of my talks!! www.gofundme.com/f/save-ada-l...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Any son of a bitch who tries this after I'm dead is getting haunted

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

I am begging people to look up the actual history of the Luddite movement with it being bandied about everywhere. They weren't anti-tech, they were anti-exploitation, anti-Industrialist, pro-worker safety textile worker radicals who disabled factory machines that were maiming and killing workers.

submitted 24 days ago • 30 comments

What’s the tariff amount for presidents produced in Russia?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

It's been a crap day in many, many ways, but tonight is fucking gorgeous

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I heard a quack last night, but thought I must be mistaken, since I haven't heard sucks the whole time we've lived here - but a pair of ducks just flew up my street! 😁🦆

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Realized that when I replace the dryer I'll finally be rid of the evil machine that took our sweet Carrot a dozen years ago 😭💔 had to sit down & have a big fucking feeling about that.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

My washing machine has spectacularly shat itself, locking itself shut with a full load of utility towels I desperately need, and refusing to power back on, which may be due to a faulty outlet 😑 plus I have no clean kitchen towels 😭 it's a nonstop party over here

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like @cupcakegoth.bsky.social would appreciate this

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

🎶Let me go on, like a lizard in the sun 🎶

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

A commission from The People I've Been KS. Nami the Rogue (aka Princess Meatball) was an immediate "Oh yes, please let me draw that". Because, c'mon, look at her. #art #ttrpg #dnd

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

For whatever my personal recommendation is worth, I will vouch that Joshua is a legit journo and not la migra playing silly buggers

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Please enjoy one minute and fifteen seconds of some delightful finch & sparrow shenanigans in my backyard I like my alt text so it's in the replies for non-screen-reader users

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Also rejecting hotels with clear-glass-walled bathrooms, who the fuck wants that?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

trying to find hotels for my adventure in Europe this summer with my brother and the proliferation of having only a king sized bed in a "double" room is just ruining my life. I do not want an "only one bed" situation with my goddamn brother, thanks. can I get two fucking twins over here?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Ever wondered how a weaponised steel lute for a tiny battle bard is made? #Dnd #miniature #metalwork #metalfeed

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments