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Affectionate name for almost all my work colleagues

The Curse of Peladon. Perfect Sunday tea time accompaniment #doctorwho

The worst song ever to win #Eurovision but thank fuck it did

As much as I enjoy Eurovision, it's rotten to the core. Boot the genocidal cunts out NOW

Christ I was way off #Eurovision

San Marino's top Tina Turner tribute there #Eurovision

Italy absolutely romped home in the most awkward interview category #Eurovision

Spain are the favourites for me #Eurovision

Worst. Rocky Horror. Ever #Eurovision

Clearly not her first alpine horn #Eurovision

The rap battle the world didn't ask for #Eurovision

Once again left wondering why all these blokes in the Eurovision audience left their wives at home. The ladies would really enjoy it, lads - give them a treat next year!

San Marino Bez still going strong #Eurovision

It's still 1997 in San Marino #Eurovision

Was France miming? #Eurovision

Starting with the comedy sausage. Sweden are the Pele of #Eurovision

I'm sure Sissal used to do my mother's hair #Eurovision

If this is what the Portuguese public voted for as their entry I wonder how bad the contenders were #Eurovision

Portugal's Coldplay #eurovision

What happened to the curlers her hair is straight. This is a fix #eurovision

Murders, knife attacks, riots it's always Harehills, every week there's another. The place is a war zone. Used to be a great community played cricket up there many times over the years #leeds

Spitalfields Market #london #photography

Jermyn Street & Piccadilly Circus #photography #london #xt3

2 icons of London in one picture #beaubrummell #jermynstreet #photography #xt3

Spitalfields, London #photography #eastend #xt3

Had a busy couple of days in the capital with my camera #london #photography #xt3

The air is filled with the smell of fresh cut grass backed by BBQ smoke and somewhere someone is playing Steely Dan on a decent sounding sound system. I'm at my happiest and glad to be home #saturday

Brought dad down for a night out in London town. His opinion of southerners has softened #northsouthdiplomacy #yorkshiremenontour

Being new to the neighbourhood I've joined the local bowls team, community spirit and all that. The old boys see me as the bright young up-and-comer on the team. Nice feeling at 50.. #crowngreen #punkkidwithtalent #goldenbowls

Bank holiday afternoons are the best #bankholiday

Stumbled on that A-Team episode with Hulk Hogan in it. Haven't seen this since 1983. All bank holiday activities are paused for the next hour #firestickgold

As a kid a humble baked spud cooked in a bonfire then stuffed with butter was the king of outdoor food by a county mile. Then you get older and they never taste as good as you remember #potatodays

Pease pudding. Not a legit pizza topping apparently

Kinell lads how expensive is Pizza Hut? I'm taking the crayons with me... #kidsbirthdayscamola

May Day! May Day! No worries though I'm okay!

How did Victorians cope with heat like this? With their hats and beards and starched collars it must have been unbearable. Even worse for the ladies #petticoatsandbloomers

So that's it then it's over the 500 year old British institution that was Royal Mail now belongs to a Czech billionaire, British public be damned. #royalmail www.proactiveinvestors.co.uk/companies/ne...

This is mental it's only April 🥵

I hope the first woolly mammoth they resurrect kills somebody

As a bald man who sweats like a marathon runner just from queueing at a Toby carvery counter I cannot agree with this more #foreverautumn

A dog greeting you when you come home is a full joy grenade going off in your face 😊

Dad's Special Rum Cake Recipe: 1: No cake 2: Substitute vodka for rum 3: LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU

Our kid ran the Manchester marathon yesterday and I've just eaten an entire pack of Aldi brand custard creams. We're a family of high achievers

When did horny replace randy I wonder

Strong Count Duckula vibes!

I prefer the "Monday is a bank holiday" Sunday vibe