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datguycj.bsky.social
Your favorite retired nerd that loves whiskey, dogs, rpgs, and cooking
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She deserved that unmatch

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Just feels like a gap in time

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My friends had the bright idea to suggest I play the groom while we are out clubbing during the bachelor weekend….knowing full well that it makes me avoid flirting so I don’t look like scum. Mind you I’m the last single friend

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This is just sad

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Black people had to fight in the courts for a century after slavery to get our basic rights in America. White people simply decided “DEI is racist” and with a snap of a finger all the equity programs are gone. Nobody had to go to court,nobody had to prove disparate impact… just vibes.

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Jesus

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Bourbon and tequila

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Lmaoooooooooo. Snitchin’ U.S. rn:

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If my girl wears kitten heels, I might be sad

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I wear Toms to run errands and wear sperrys to drink with the whites…..let me livr

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Oh you fighting kakashi for number one masked ninja in Konoha

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The Baltimore bird in me needs to see the foams

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You asked for smoke and got a forest fire

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Making new friends in DC

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22 in dog years?

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Didn’t they just hire a 22 year old to the head of counter terrorism or some shit. Lmaooo. We are flambéed.

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Piers Morgan Hot wheels from Texas Kermit the frog from Kentucky

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“Damn you text back fast” First of all bitch I love you

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A girl does this to me and I’m buying a ring

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I could never forget the crack served in my community as a youth

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Lmfao

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Damn you just like me

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Eisenhower would have them tried

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The alt text😭😭

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Is it a boyfriend or husband because otherwise it doesnt matter

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My pops don’t need to see this

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I know an Agatha

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When the CIA and FBI show you their assassination highlight reel. lol

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My little brother wants to braise a tri tip and I feel some type of way

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When I was in high school, Panera had bagels for 1 dollar and they tasted like you paid 5

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4 maybe

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Oolong

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Cycling because roller skating will be filled with falls

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Consideration, warmth and passion

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The stress was more than it was worth

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An irritating person who wanted to be a friend of mine

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The latter

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Grape and cranberry would like to have a word

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8 professionally 4 personally

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Miss a side tooth

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It helps to get real tangible rewards when you do well

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Nope since I have never cheated

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*adds Mandarin to languages to learn*

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I hear calls for “civility” I believe that many of us are mistaking docility for civility

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I wouldn’t buy gum from a cop owned gas station…..you think I’m going to buy gas?

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Every time I tap back into the world….it seems to get worse smh

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