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He looks like JD Vance.

It turns out that what I needed in order to lose weight for this wedding was a heatwave. I must have sweat off at least a pound or two over the last few days.

lol. In news that Stevie Wonder saw coming.

Not a single person needs this.

Do these people know how to not be deeply weird?

My heart is full. 🥰

This is how every good story begins. 😂

People who wear a full beat in summer, how?

The man who has literally never made a judicial decision based on anything other than ideology. I truly cannot wait for the day.

Martin does not deserve Smitty. #BeyondTheGates

All the money in the world and still no taste. Sad.

These people genuinely need a psych eval.

He walked right into that one. 🤷🏽‍♀️

She should really see a doctor about that case of chronic concern she has.

If their kid had died from a preventable disease because they were anti-vaxxers it would be all good though.

September is so far away. At least there’s tennis until then.

Turn your hobbies into your side hustle.

It’s 92° outside and I have to leave my house. Pray for me.

Nice to see that he’s having a very normal day.

I want these but for my enemies so they know I’m still holding a grudge.

I have never seen a photo that left me less confident in anyone. Like it’s just a really weird choice for what’s supposed to convey strength.

There is no redeeming this.

This is going to make for a very awkward Thanksgiving.

Who needs rights anyway?

It’s weird that every conservative who “discovers Catholicism,” somehow always manages to discover the version that lets them keep being selfish and hateful.🧐

At this point I wish I could live under an ice pack.

I’m no expert but this feels like an important thing to know.

It seems that one of the neighborhood youths has started a band, and it is apparently critical for them to practice ALL DAY LONG.

I’d make up dumb excuses too, if my idiotic decades long obsession with fetal cells almost killed me.

The military is about to sell so many outdated tanks to small town police departments to protect the local pumpkin spice festival.

I can’t wait for when the time comes that his right wing friends remind him, that to them he’s never been anything other than a black guy that they ran out of Washington job over some nonsense. He is only useful until he isn’t. 🙄

What if I told you that they are in fact the exact same person? The fact that he dressed like a college bro with a weekend hangover didn’t mean your friendly progressive giant was real.

Everyone get your yellow ribbon bumper stickers back out!

They’re insisting we don’t call this a war but use their preferred name for it instead.

He’s hilarious. He always goes to the “if you ask any unspecified smart person…” strategy. The laziest of rhetorical arguments. 😂

There are preschoolers that have a better grasp of logic.

Why do old people sign off their posts/texts like we don’t know who they’re from?

*stares directly at camera*

A lie? From his lips?

Did God get drunk at Chili’s again tonight?

Thankfully we don’t have to worry about his mental acuity. We love you God!

Of course. 😒

If only John McCain had lived to see his dream come true.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

Are reporters doing ride alongs with the troops again this time too?