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daveclarkreports.bsky.social
News reporter, AFP Currently: Paris Previously: Brussels, Baghdad, Lagos, DC, Pristina Recent trips: Ukraine, Afghanistan, Syria, Vatican, South Africa Originally: Newcastle
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"poopy powdery payload"

Bannon uses a rugby reference rather than hockey or any other contact sport to make the South African guy seem more foreign to American readers? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Great issue of @thecontinent.org in general, but special applause for this headline

Who took all the ket? Who took all the ket? You mad bastard. You mad bastard. You took all the ket.

So *now* can the EU and UK regulate or tax social media without facing US retaliation?

At least the UK can grow bendy bananas now

"I think we have a bias as people coming from the tech industry where we worked at companies, you know, such as Google, Facebook, these companies that have plenty of money, are funded by investors and have lots of people kind of sitting around doing nothing." www.npr.org/2025/06/02/n...

Long way to go to escape the ULEZ

France's President Emmanuel Macron and Italy’s Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni react as they meet at Chigi palace in Rome

18th century: Mechanical Turk 21st century: Actually Indians

Dick Schoof falls, dick sheath arrives. Via @dutchnewsnl.bsky.social

#BREAKING Russia confirms several of its military aircraft "caught fire" after a large-scale Ukrainian drone attack

What if counterfactual histories had never been invented?

Getting pretty noisy in le 93

State of the Union: Delirious. Royal Union Saint Gilloise @rusg.bsky.social are champions of Belgium again after 90 years. Normal service will resume on this feed tomorrow.

Enfin une bonne nouvelle ! Bravo, L'Union ! 💙💛 ____ Le héros Promise David réveille l’Union Saint-Gilloise du cauchemar pour un 1er titre depuis 90 ans - RTBF Actus www.rtbf.be/article/unio...

Let’s. Fucking. Go.

From where I'm sitting, the signs were all there

I've lived abroad for a bit, but when I'm home on a Tyneside, Sure Start comes up a lot as a thing people miss. Among disillusioned Labour supporters it's a rare thing they still credit Blair and Brown with

Tragically won't be at the @rusg.bsky.social match this afternoon, exiled as I am in Paris. I have found an appropriate gold and blue scene, however

Rishi Sunak absolutely bodied by BBC Sport live text

Could the DUP do me next? I need an EU passport and I can't find any Irish ancestors anywere

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Best. "Stirs Debate". Ever. www.cnn.com/2025/05/23/s...

It's May, and Trump is messing with happy hour at the guinguette in Parc du Cinquantenaire

This photo is a classic of the @apiln.bsky.social genre

So does this money-spinner cross to Union, the real big Brussels club, next season?

AI prompt: Draw an image of diplomats talking while red lines clash around them

Then pause it, @financialtimes.com !

Anecdote not data, but FWIW: I went to report on an invasion of white-owned farmland outside Bloemfontein last year. I was at one point mistaken for the landowner. There were some raised voices, but I never felt in danger. And the squatters were evicted by police a week later