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I am watching #bbcqt with Richard Tice only because I couldn’t find a rusty nail to repeatedly hammer into my face

if you’re wondering who Robert Prevost is he is the Pope and he is a Catholic

live to the Conclave!

is the new Pope a Catholic?

who did this 😄

people say Donald Trump hasn’t achieved anything as President but he has now won elections in both Canada and Australia for the centre left 🇨🇦🇦🇺 go Donald!! ✊🎉

do people who vote for Reform because they “hate the Tories” not realise that Reform are Tories just even more idiotic

Andrea Jenkyns first day as Mayor to all the poor people in Lincolnshire

very handy of Russell Brand to have created a media empire based on deep state conspiracy theories so that when his past finally catches up with him he can make even more money out of it all

Russell Brand at court to face justice… let’s hope they throw the booky wook at him

if you’re going to vote for Nigel Farage and Reform UK tomorrow could you also paint the word nobhead across your face too cheers 👍

"all you have to do is send JD Vance to Moscow"

new Torygraph columnist just dropped and it’s a classic

some good news just to cheer you up 🥰 you’re welcome

when is the JD Vance vs Liz Truss final and can it please be televised

got to say meeting JD Vance would finish me off too

if you're trying to work out who to support out of Joe Rogan or Douglas Murray the answer is that they're both absolute nobheads

call it Lettuce Social and all will be forgiven Liz

just occasionally there is a good news story 🥰

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cancelled person complaining about not having any free speech from the front page of the Telegraph, the Mail and the entirety of the Uk and US media episode 487,567 🙄

just like to give a shoutout to the #throwthebookywookathim hashtag for Russell Brand 🙌

is the lettuce ready to take down Trump #stockmarketcrash

Russell Brand finally being charged for sexual assault gives me an excuse to repost this from the brilliant Sean Lock "probably the reason I hate him so much is I'm a Dad"

“Why are we taxing working people more than billionaires?” Gary Stevenson doing God’s work on #bbcqt 🙏

it took a while but I’m a big MAGA fan now

can someone do a far right celebrity Reform Cluedo edition featuring Joey Barton, Ant Middleton, Lozza Fox and Rupert Lowe where you have to work out who did the sex offence, who kicked their wife in the head, who bullied their work colleagues and who assaulted a policeman

the good news for Laurence Fox is that while everyone is talking about him being an upskirter they've stopped talking about him being a racist for a bit

Laurence Fox lost a £180K libel case and is charged with upskirting, Joey Barton lost a £100K libel case and is convicted of domestic violence fantastic to see the UK justice system dealing with these absolute wrong’uns 🎉👋

another day another Reform UK supporter guilty of breaking the law is it part of the vetting process

I’m not sure which is my favourite, they’re both equally funny to be fair

bear with me on this one but could the Heathrow explosions be the work of Penelope Keith

very strong marketing from my local 😄

and on tonight’s #bbcqt we’ll be discussing whether JFK was in fact shot by Penelope Keith

okay I’ve gone through the entire JFK files and it’s clear to me that the only possible assassin was in fact Richard Briers

Russell Brand thinking that JFK was shot by Penelope Keith from The Good Life is actually the least mental opinion he’s had in a very long time

to anyone saying Elon Musk is a genius his business record is actually: chucked out of PayPal killed Twitter sank Tesla chucked out of OpenAI blew up lots of SpaceX rockets *and* in addition he is a Hitler saluting nobhead

bad luck to Liverpool today but you lost to the better team in Saudi Arabia #CarabaoCup

who allowed this ridiculous child to run amok in the White House?! 😡 plus Elon’s kid needs to go home too

just occasionally there is a good news story 🥰

another Reform MP is getting arrested sir

don’t mean to brag but Tristan Tate wants me to delete my Twitter account 😄

so a Reform MP is now getting into fights with peaceful protestors but it’s not the Reform MP who just got reported to the police for violent threats or the other Reform MP convicted of assaulting a woman it’s hard to keep up tbh

whoever is doing this campaign in London well bloody done 👍

surely if Nigel Farage really thinks that Rupert Lowe is a misogynist and a violent bully he would give him a promotion

I *love* that whenever Nigel Farage, Richard Tice or Isabel Oakeshott post anything now they get wall to wall hate from the blue tick Reform dementors as well as all the normal people too 🥰