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submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Where do we start? Sooty and Sweep Crystal Tipps and Alistair Roobarb and Custard The Chuckle Brothers….. Christ, even Noel Bloody Edmonds and Mr. Blobby!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

; Gary Lineker "could not keep quiet" - by which the BBC mean that he DARED to have the humanity to oppose the Israeli genocide in Gaza and refused to be silenced by a broadcaster intent on whitewashing war crimes & throwing out accusations of "anti-semetism" at anyone who refuses to toe the line. 🙄

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

He was okay trying on the first shirt, but injured himself with the second. Shouldn't have gone double tops

submitted 77 days ago • 57 comments

Phrases about trying to give advice to someone who knows more about it than you, from five languages. That’s like trying to teach… 5. Grandma to suck eggs (English) 4. A crocodile to swim (Thai) 3. An eagle to fly (Russian) 2. A leopard how to climb a tree (Kikuyu) 1. Your father to fuck (Finnish)

submitted 78 days ago • 30 comments

'Come over to Bluesky', they said. 'It's better', they said. I have hundreds of followers yet I feel like I'm talking into a void (hence the handle change). Time to go.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know why people find Dry January hard. Mine is going great. So far today I’ve had 3 glasses of dry white wine, 2 pints of dry cider and a dry martini.

submitted 175 days ago • 207 comments

Elon really did say that to them.

submitted 175 days ago • 520 comments

Well, speaking for myself, 2024 can go fuck itself. At the moment, I'm not sure 2025 is going to get off to a great start either. I still hope that we can all have a much more peaceful year.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

##uxbridgeenglishdictionary Selfie - that which eBay charges to flog your stuff

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

##uxbridgeenglishdictionary Pecan - emergency toilet Putin - see Pecan

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments