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Nerd. Network engineer. Mancunian. He/Him. Maintains different definition of "On time" to Northern Rail.
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people get mad at me when I say this but it's a Serious Problem for bluesky's long-term viability that the userbase actively tries to bully people they don't like off here

Find out what's got fans so excited about @bobbybroccole.bsky.social's 17 Pages now

Watch Bobby Broccoli's fantastic documentary 17 Pages on @nebula.tv. I I love his work anyway but you are not ready for the twist in the middle.

@dropout.tv are vs. our? Really? I expect better :-P

Great to see people are as good at getting jokes on here as they are on Twitter.

Pretty insane how the Enterprise D computer will tell anyone anyone else's location without question and even direct people to other people without ever asking why

Tariffs of 8009382282233828% on memes of him with that board that don't have alt text

BLACK MIRROR returns April 10 - here’s what’s in the box…

Old Macdonald stubbed his toe Eeeeeaaaaiih Eee Aaaayoooh

In these trying times it's still important to remember Fuck The Tories.

OH from a vocal antivax asshole shouting loudly in/at the pub: "COVID painquillizer scam"

Old Macdonald stubbed his toe Eeeeeaaaaiih Eee Aaaayoooh

Sometimes trying to explain how you feel is like taking a picture of the moon with your phone.

Flight Attendant: “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD?!" Me: “I have a doctorate in Philosophy." Flight Attendant: “THE PILOT IS GOING TO DIE!" Me [soothingly]: “We're all going to die.”

Aka, the Viagra challenge.

Would probably buy this at least once out of curiosity

Liberals are just as susceptible to propaganda. Qanon for the left is a growth market.

Gary Neville's house, Altrincham, Cheshire.

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: I was in an Ikea

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

What’d she do? Return a Tesla?

“Did you insinuate my wife was a prostitute in the Plymouth Herald comments section?”

Actually quite annoyed at how catchy this is

"They think it's all over ... it is now!"

An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation

cos he's the richest guy in the world probably

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread