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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

submitted 8 days ago • 245 comments

Looking forward to the video of tattoed, masked, tooled up "ICE" agents bundling Musk into a van and shipping him off to a camp in El Salvador...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched the Tony De Vit documentary, "Don't Ever Stop" - it's a great watch if you were ever a clubber, lovely tribute to him and a great trip down memory lane 😎👍🏼

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Hows the fuck did we lose to this shower of shit???

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Hoped today would be a happy hangover day. But nope, just a hangover day. Drowned my sorrows till the wee hours, now regret that I've sobered up and have to face the reality that we've got many seasons of this shit ahead. £100m down the pan last night, went with a whimper. Football, bloody hell.....

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Right, work finished, bit of food then pub. Let's get this done, United 💪🏼😎👊🏼

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

In other news, it took Fergie 45 games to win 20 matches, its taken Amorim 40 - so there's that.....

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

25 hours or so and I'm twitching already.....

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Ugarte has just gone up in my estimation....

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Get Obi on for the last 15, he can't do any worse that's for sure

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

So much for a "big performance" and "morale boost" ahead of Wednesday..... Starting to doubt whether this formation will ever work in the Premiership.....

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Should be a booking for diving!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

For a big lad, Hojlund is easy to push around....

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment