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Oh no. City are getting my hopes up.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

"Boredom" is not only a sense of idleness borne of a lack of imagination; it's an expression of one's powerlessness. When a person (especially a child) is bored, it's not because they don't know what they want to do. They know exactly what they want to do, but they are unable to do so.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

In the year of Some Lord 2025, I just dialed a phone number that was answered by a mother fucking fax machine.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Is gravity somehow weaker in Atlanta? The ball in this game has looked very "floaty". #MCIAIN

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pep should threaten to sell every Man City player to Galatasaray.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Remember Bench. ? It's back... In sock form!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

When you see an author's note like this, you know you're about to read some absolute nonsense.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"How the hell can you run a goddamn railroad without swearing?"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So Ted Cruz's hatred of communism implies that he wishes he had never been born. That checks out.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"The Littlest Hobo" does a Dungeons and Dragons episode that gets pretty weird, even for late-period Littlest Hobo. youtu.be/jvwsZGfygb4?...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEES: NDP forces split of Bill C-5, separating controversial Building Canada Act for a direct vote. MP Jenny Kwan’s point of order upheld by Speaker, citing unrelated clauses in omnibus bill. #cdnpoli #BillC5

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

Too many Turkish restaurants have "Istanbul" in their name. Some of them should be forced to use Ankara or Izmir.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment