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submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

The wikipedia article for James Joyce doesnt seem to make any mention of the fart stuff

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Do gay guys love Cher because her face is so masculine? Is she easy to project onto if you're into gender stuff?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'm told Quebec is the most beautiful city in North America

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Are The Kids in the Hall more famous in Canada? Like if Bruce McCullough walks into a Tim Hortons up there, does everyone tell him, "hey I thought 'Daves I Know' was pretty funny. Great work, guy."

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

At a community theater production of Escape to Magaritaville, catching incredible new variants of covid from the audience of parrothead boomers (people who own construction companies)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.” @cbsaustin @velez_tx

submitted 4 days ago • 1920 comments

playing Sopranos trivia at the bar and would you believe it. 7/8 of the participants are morbidly obese

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

getting a hard on then wrapping it in one of the big Icy-Hot patches for your lower back

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

An adaptation of Dracula where it’s made clearer that the heroine is Mina Harker, an autistic woman who has memorized all the train schedules

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

i love to take a ten minute nap at work, barely drift out of consciousness, then have a 9 minute waking nightmare about being paralyzed in an unused office on the second story we're not using for anything

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

can confirm, my car is paid off and I even carry cash around

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

on January 6th, while attempting to overthrow an election, multiple rioters wore Nazi paraphernalia. they declared their intent to murder elected officials. the right stood steadfastly behind them and are now more powerful than ever. you can stand behind someone waving a Mexican flag.

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

why isnt there a shame month

submitted 8 days ago • 30 comments

I knew they were evil careerists who couldn't give a shit about us, but it sucks to know they're also weepy cowards. "I'm just so upset you expect me to do anything"

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Dear journalists. When the US President is openly accused of paedophilia the story is either impeachment or defamation. If not, the story is how words have lost all meaning, truth has lost all value, and journalists are now completely desensitised to lying and corruption.

submitted 10 days ago • 323 comments

any time you mention circumcision you risk getting some fucking guy on your mentions talking like sephiroth, but about foreskin

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

@vgadvisor.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This is 10-12 tenure-track assistant professors’ salaries at many places. A whole academic program’s worth of money, pissed away, In Times of Austerity, on rent-a-cops going after students who dared speak. Nobody behind this should have a career.

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

The era of the Bitch billionaire is reaching its logical endpoint. After this we can hopefully go back to the sorts of rich psychopaths who understand they need to be a little distant from the peasants and maintain some decorum in front of them

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh you think Trump's a senile puppet, so was Biden libtard" no you guys already got Reagan, Biden evened the score, we get another one now

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they should invent a pill that shrinks you down to the size of a teeny little guy before long flights. stretched out on a tiny beach chair pitched on the seat, nibbling a peanut the size of your body, drinking a bloody mary out of a thimble, etc

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments

the VP of our company bought out the president's controlling shares a few months ago, and hes here with his brother packing up his things. "Take it to whatever side of the car you want, I'm not carrying shit."

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

submitted 12 days ago • 43 comments

get the exclusive Ruth Bader Ginsburg skin in Fortnite with a donation of 14.99 to ActBlue now

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Should be a bigger story that John McCain’s widow Cindy McCain went on American TV and called bullshit on Israel’s lies last weekend. Like John McCain’s widow is now to the left of Cory Booker on Israel. That’s how bad the Dems are on Palestinian human rights.

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

i hurt my hip pretty bad and im walking around easing onto furniture like I'm in my 80s, shit is painful but sort of funny

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Last night I worked up a real cry for a scene where the blind woman my character is conning describes her saintly husband and the fucking audience laughed. Pagliacci ass reception to my performative sorrow, fucking philistines

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments