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“What’s our target?” “Several dishwashers and a prep cook.” “Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.” “…wait…” “IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”

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Rumours have swirled around about Jonnathan Toews and the #NHLJets for three years now. After announcing his intentions to return, should the #gojetsgo sign Jonnathan Toews? 🔗: open.substack.com/pub/thefiveh...

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CEO pay rose nearly 10% in 2024 as stock prices and profits soared "The median pay package for CEOs rose to $17.1 million, up 9.7%. Meanwhile, the median employee at companies in the survey earned $85,419, reflecting a 1.7% increase year over year." apnews.com/article/ceo-...

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Gamer: Well, my dedication to getting good at FromSoft games has cost me my last two friends. But at least I can beat FromSoft games now. FromSoftware developer: Ha ha ha. He he he

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Nothing, and I mean nothing, will ever annoy me as irrationally much as this ‘feature’ of MS Teams

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Jets captain Adam Lowry had successful hip surgery(5-6 month rehab) illegalcurve.com/winnipeg-jet...

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“Donald Trump is already rich so he can’t be bought” has to be the single dumbest thing millions of Americans believe, even dumber than many other dumb things Americans believe

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

submitted 8 days ago • 150 comments

Absolutely perfect weather to go watch the birds and read outside

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Stuart Skinner before every game this postseason

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

The unfortunate part of this is we’re going to look back and everyone’s going to say the Panthers got 3 goals on 4 shots and that’s not what happened.

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When he showed up to an immigration meeting in Memphis, Kasper Eriksen thought he was on the verge of becoming a citizen. Then ICE arrested the Mississippi father of four, not even giving him a chance to say goodbye to his wife, whisking him away to a prison. @nickjudin.bsky.social reports:

submitted 11 days ago • 871 comments

Three House Democrats have died in office in this year alone. Six House Democrats have died in office in the past 13 months. An absolute disgrace.

submitted 11 days ago • 41 comments

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 14 days ago • 72 comments

Oof. Feel for Scheifele on this one. Seeing his boys crowding around him has me tearing up, damn. Good run, Jets. 🏒

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

No matter what happens in this OT I love this Jets team so much. Incredibly impressed. And I have to chuckle at all the media types acting like the Stars were on another level and had this series in the bag.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The #nhljets are playing very well and with a lot of heart. I have no complaints with this team even if it ends tonight

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the thing is, people really do believe that trump can’t be corrupt because he’s rich, and it is hard to persuade people that trump has a different relationship to money than the rest of us (it is a literal fetish object for him)

submitted 18 days ago • 329 comments

Didn’t hate the effort TBH. But #NHLJets killing their own offence is a bit of a theme this playoff run. Also Helle needs to save the shot that beat him

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Not tripping, somehow

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Soft launching burrowcore, the aesthetic that's all about digging a dark hole in the earth and just going in there

submitted 21 days ago • 55 comments

You’re gonna be hearing the MVP chants cause Connor Hellebuyck just made a ridiculous save….. Dear Mama. Also Josh Morrissey with a big assist to knock it away from danger.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Jets just letting the Stars bank some grade A chances to pump Hellebuyck’s underlying stats up super generous of them

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Hellebuyck right now

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

🎶So we picked a Pope And blew some smoke Saying, “Let them pontiffs roll, 10-4” ‘Cuz we got a big ol’ conclave, voting through the night…🎶”

submitted 24 days ago • 85 comments

Lot of positives from this game. This is the Jets team I saw most of the year, not the shaky one that played the blues.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

That was brilliant of the Jets to force a full factory reset on Hellebuyck by making him face the first 10 shots of the game like they used to. It worked perfectly too!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Guess Jets figured they’d bring out the old Connor Hellebuyck by making him face a ton of shots early. Dallas got out to a 9-0 edge.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The good: Helle both making routine saves and also making harder saves look routine The bad: get a fricking shot on net please #nhljets

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I’m gonna invent a time machine in order to travel back and stop the first hockey guy who said a particular player “drags his teammates into the fight”.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

submitted 27 days ago • 184 comments

Breaking: Falcons DC Jeff Ulbrich has been fined $150,000, 500 Hail Marys, and 250 Our Fathers after his son Jax pranked Cardinal Matteo Zuppi to tell him he had been selected as Pope

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Elliotte: so that’s all we know for sure so we don’t want to speculate more about this Stolarz incident of course Ron: but throwing up that’s a concussion right? Super duper concussion no question? Kev how would you rate this concussion compared to the ones you’ve suffered?

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