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Don't you hate it when someone calls you an idiot without ANY POSSIBLE WAY OF KNOWING how much of an idiot you really are!! Wondermark #1567; In which the Road is shared

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This is tomorrow! I'll be there! Hooray!!

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This sounds like someone commissioning @davidmalki.com I've seen a few of these funny posts and it makes me wonder if with elaborate illuminated manuscript letter caricatures could be a thing? 😉

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*crab-walked

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Here's a li'l post about some of the design work I'm doing to finish up my game Bolted: www.patreon.com/posts/icon-a...

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Cats, man! 📖 Cartoon from London Punch, 1941 #magazinetimemachine

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"Well, I must be off, dear, so here's your library book and here's your pencil in case you should want to write 'Bosh!' in the margin." 📖 London Punch, 1945 #magazinetimemachine

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Burgled! 📖 London Punch, 1945 #magazinetimemachine

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"And so I have just postponed his release group for a thousand years." (This is a reference to soldiers being discharged after the war is over) 📖 London Punch, 1945 #magazinetimemachine

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"This is a most desirable little residence, but we can't guarantee a date for vacant possession." 📖 London Punch, 1945 #magazinetimemachine

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In a similar vein I once argued to a boss that our company wasn't "losing money", it was "using money" to keep us employees all paid and in our homes and alive, at least for a while. This conversation did not go well

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A local music venue had a bunch of AI posters up a while back and now I even look suspiciously at the ones that seem "normal."

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American Pope to avoid the tariffs, smart.

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You gave away that it's a "him"

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Trans men’s insight on this is so fucking valuable in understanding the nuances of what’s going on with men. We need to be amplifying them, and hopefully cis men can realize what is actually the source of their loneliness.

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I'd be genuinely intrigued by this pitch if I wasn't convinced it was spam

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applying for jobs again

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Stream is starting now! twitch.tv/davidmalki

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EXPERT PANEL streams today at 1:15 PM Pacific! Me and @dylanmeconis.bsky.social will continue reading 1930s comics from BALLYHOO magazine!

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Happy National Cartoonist Day! Here is a Patreon post (free/unlocked) about how I got scooped in making a joke about AI by someone using AI to make a joke about AI www.patreon.com/posts/128229...

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I believe this is an accurate and concise summary of our present understanding of neurochemistry Wondermark #1566; The Roiling Storm Within

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What's an interesting, kid-friendly podcast with 10-minute episodes we can listen to on the way to school?

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When I was working in movie trailers, I had to log probably at least 100 hours of dailies from this movie. New tapes every day as it was being shot.

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I see a lot of people in comics saying "conventions aren't worth it" and the truth is that conventions are for buying items. Sometimes these items are books or prints (ie the comics themselves) but you absolutely cannot count on that being the case as part of a convention strategy.

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another pedantic comic by me about logic problems with the the fictional space wizards Wondermark #1194; It's the Dune Sea for Me

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Here's a comic from 2015, back when we only had one sequel movie to squint at and say "Huh, they really went that way with it" Wondermark #1187; It was a Long Time Ago

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May the Fourth be with you. Attack the Death Star every day. (bit.ly/theInnerHive)

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the child has made a to-do list for tomorrow: · sprunki minecraft [don't ask] · make sick beat w/ mom · probably say "I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further" like 995 times to dad

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Showed the 8yo Empire Strikes Back for the first time. Lots of questions like: "Did they really kill that actor or is he pretending?" "What is that elephant thing?" (Tauntaun) "Is that his brain?" (Vader in his meditation egg) "Why does Yoda sound like Grover?" (He literally clocked this himself)

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Here's a great money-saving tip not many know about

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Our 1st feature artist/tutorial for today is an awesome set of HAND REFS and DRAWING TIPS which were created a while back by @qinniart. Lots of GREAT approaches here! #gamedev #animation #characterdesign #drawing #comicart #tutorial #hands #anatomy #anime #manga #ILLUSTRATION

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That's the end of this series! I think I have gone sufficiently deep on this topic. There are no further depths to plumb. Time to come up for air. Wondermark #1565; A Cold Stare From a Tall Bookshelf (Part 4 of 4) ↩️ Start from Part 1

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average person has 3 friends just statistical error. all techbros have 0 friends. friends georg has perhaps up to 10

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My new book The Birding Dictionary is out in four days. Just 3 left to get a pin if you preorder it in the USA! Preorders help so much, and I think this is going to be a really nice gift book and just generally add some humor and strangeness to your day.

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