Profile avatar
davidpm1021.bsky.social
Girl Dad. Husband. Nerd. Dungeons & Dragons. Artificial Intelligence. PC Gaming. Personal Finance Education Advocate. Genealogy. Drone Photography.
217 posts 352 followers 579 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 28 Comments 22

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

submitted 169 days ago • 363 comments

If you start Titanic tonight at exactly 9:47:15, you’ll ring in the new year as that one guy slams into the propeller as the ship sinks, the perfect metaphor for how 2025 is probably going to go.

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

Can we all agree that the week between Christmas and New Year’s is a liminal state of anarchy—where rules don’t apply, calories don’t count, and pants are optional? Time is meaningless, leftovers are infinite, and pajamas are the official uniform.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

The post christmas hangover is real. so is the alcohol hangover. They're different but the same.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘

submitted 175 days ago • 781 comments

One of my favorite parts of peeling an orange is pulling out the little butt plug.

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

"Russet Revelry" #AIArt #Christmas

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

This is for the dads. If you're not a dad, you can keep scrolling. ... ... ... Hey! This is a reminder that your wife's stocking isn't a decoration. Go buy some shit for that thing.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

"Why is there so much traffic today?", I say, as I am actively traffic.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

submitted 179 days ago • 459 comments

Are gingerbread houses made of flesh or are gingerbread people made of house?

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

"the weight of wayward wishes" #AIArt

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

You know you're a millennial when you have to pause your holiday drinking game for a group round of Tums.

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

First day of winter break with a 3 year old and 5 year old. I'm not gonna make it.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

"The End of Yule" #AIArt #StableDiffusion #ChristmasArtSeries

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

#BabTheBooster List!: @bab102.bsky.social @therainbownavy.bsky.social @jennzen0.bsky.social @calvinonthebeach.bsky.social @patti3333.bsky.social @arriadna.bsky.social @wordswithsteph.bsky.social @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social @tizzywoman.bsky.social @roguecitizenone.bsky.social #Oh #Please #Repost

submitted 181 days ago • 20 comments

"Snow's Gentle Silence" #AIArt #StableDiffusion

submitted 180 days ago • 1 comment

Costco is a hellscape of Black Friday madness but people are being chaotic over toilet paper instead of a flat screen TV.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

This is the science we really need.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Should I write this D&D one shot? Strahd corrupts Rudolph and the other reindeer to lead his sleigh of dread, kidnapping Santa to spread darkness beyond Barovia. Can your party save Christmas? #DnD #HolidayOneShot

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

"Singularity in a Cup" #AIArt #StableDiffusion

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

One of the most trying moments of fatherhood is allowing your 5 year old to pour their own milk because how else are they gonna learn how but also impending disaster.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

How I wake up every morning forever.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Is it weird to anyone else that health insurance doesn't cover eyes and teeth? It's such arbitrary exclusions. "We'll cover your whole body except these specific 30 bones and the two gel balls in your head."

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

"From Darkness to Light" #AIArt #StableDiffusion

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

Dems are showing that they still don't get it. Voted through a bunch of septarians to lead committees after losing the youth vote in November. It's time to cede power to the next generation!

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

"Fractured by Lies" #AIArt

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments