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Going straight from Leverage S5E15 to Leverage Redemption S01E01 is wild. Like five seconds in my partner was like "did Timothy Hutton get outed as a sex creep or something?" and fucking sure enough

Wish I could put hulk hands on my big green truck

These JAV titles are getting weird

when the zojirushi boiler is empty <<<<<<<<<<<

happy 10 years to this deleted tweet

Still thinking about this

goddamn

I just saw a player name come up in DS2 of “LesPlaycool” and I’m losing my mind

Yknow what? I’ve been sitting on this for a decade because I’m not into punching laterally but I AM FINE with punching far right lunatics. Just a handful of short weeks before GamerGate started, Briana Wu, who I spoke to 0 times before this, sends me this *wild* ass email. 🧵

Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.

QUÉBÉCOIS BOND

You ever laugh so hard seeing something that you choke on your own tongue

at this rate DEATH STRANDING 3 will feature Steven Spielberg as Fabelman

oh no

Cuomo's daughter: Thank god, I can finally move back into my apartment

Because every New York City mayor must be insane, what will be Zohran’s Batman villain turn? Will Adams throw acid at him?

oh lol. lmao. roflmao, even.

lol at Polymarket

On one hand, if Mamdani wins, it will measurably improve the lives of many of my friends and signal a sea change and victory for true progressive politics. On the other hand, if he wins, I have to hear about the fucking election on here for like five more months

I just found out it’s going to be a full week until all the votes are counted in NYC and I just want this social media nightmare to be over

love how DS2 is basically taking all of the political criticisms of DS1 and going "good point! let's dive into that"

death stranding 2, a game where a new caroline polachek song plays as you drive up a mountain on a three wheel motorcycle with fatih akin attached to your belt

Sometimes you gotta take a break from Death Stranding

Me: Don't rank Cuomo!!! Cashier: Sir this is a Wendy's in New Orleans, Louisiana

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

- Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio, as they pitch the Sujimon mechanics for Yakuza: Like a Dragon.

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

It’s basically a perfect “what if Batman ‘66 was made with ‘90s sensibilities?” Movie. The only one of the Burton/Schumacher four that felt like it achieved what it set out to do.

Justin Bieber was right tbh www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Gm...

Yes! YES!! This is so STUPID!!!!

Why is the world so fucking stupid