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The juicy breakup between the tech bro conservatives and the religious conservatives plods ever closer because there's no iteration of a functional AI that will affirm the existence of their God. The GOP will keep tossing the techies on the burn pile until they go back to parchment.

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crouching is the standing of sitting

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

Okay are we all done being stunned and numbed by this piece of sh*t? We gotta get to work now taking him down. And by the way, while we’re on the subject of taking people down, send some money to the ACLU. They have almost single-handedly kept this fight alive.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

This Mother's Day, think about the reality that you wouldn't even consider leaving her in a room unattended with our President. Gross!

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@rephuffman.bsky.social Thank you to Rep Jared Huffman for starting and leading the Freethought Caucus, which works to keep religion out of government. This is truly the best way to show respect to all beliefs and allows us to lead with reason instead of dogma. Dangerous times ahead. Stand tall.

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@briankaylor.bsky.social just heard you on the FFRF YouTube channel. Great work, thank you so much!

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Old North Church lit up for anniversary of lanterns & Paul Revere's ride. Tonight, they'll ring bells to stand against tyranny: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/churches-t...

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Since all these toxic masculinity influencers are just new age woo woo for insecure white boys, can we stop calling it “the manosphere” and start calling it “The Brodiac”? “Oh, I see you’ve got a Jordan Peterson Sun with an Ice Bath Rising & a Kettle Bell Moon.”

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

"Calamitous ORTBO." - what Hegseth & them will put on their resignation form

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This is why I subscribe to The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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These are my progeny Verve & Wiles. I sired them in the shadows. (Soon "talking like a Keir" will outpace pirate-speak, I hope)

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Well well well. The JFK Files have confirmed what I’ve long suspected: a bird flew into him

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The only thing we have to fear is Fear Itself, a bitter racehorse who is out for blood

submitted 77 days ago • 4 comments

Ok "Ides of March" DO YOUR THING

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Looking at the moon helped a lot. Thanks, moon.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

submitted 87 days ago • 33 comments

Adrian Brody's Oscar speech was so long it had an intermission.

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Villains.

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Space Ghost Coast to Coast was the original Zoom meeting

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They're sending my boy Paddington to Peru? Will it never end?

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POTUS is fucking with the wrong people. I've worked for or with a dozen Trans and Non-binary literal geniuses. I do not know a single stupid or even average one. I'm the dunce in most rooms now, and I went off to university at 16 with a Mensa membership in my hand.

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I don't know about the SEC, but I'm betting the DSM-5 will list the Trump crypto coin as an Insecurity.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

This guy gets it

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Tesla bumper sticker idea: FASCISTS KILLED THIS MACHINE

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to spend the next 4 years feeling like I'm tied up in the trunk of a clown car

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Wait we got the eating the dogs eating the cats guy what happened? I overslept!

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Unless it is actively your job to cover the inauguration, you do not have to participate tomorrow. You do not have to watch as a rapist, tyrant and traitor gets sworn in. You are not burying your head in the sand by not knowing what's happening at every beat. Love yourself more than you hate him.

submitted 135 days ago • 5 comments

Just saw a dyslexic stocking up on Kit Kats.

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I have a real sense of impending doom today but I think it's only due to impending doom.

submitted 137 days ago • 4 comments

I grew up in a farm town. Manure was our #2 export.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

they should invent an aspect of human life that cannot be completely ruined in exchange for a short-term 1.4% increase in the profits of a private equity firm

submitted 142 days ago • 6 comments

The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat, is one that's still warm from the last person.

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A less well known classic Hollywood sound sample is Wilhelm's Cream. Nobody will admit it, but everyone has heard it.

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Great day to announce my new podcast "Hangin' with Mike Pence!" #itsariot

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"Is there a MRS Worldwide?" -Pitbull Breeder

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Privatizing the Postal Service could be devastating to those of us with pre-existing locations.

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