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dazzsum.bsky.social
Father of 2, 🇬🇧, ally to most except right wing nut jobs. Love games, movies, tv shows and books. Mainly here to amuse myself so if you like what I say come along for the ride. https://ko-fi.com/dazzsum1106 because why not? Never know!
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The Peace Plan: Get the fuck out of our country. #StandWithUkraine

submitted 103 days ago • 5 comments

When googling Gary Oldman, there’s no letter more important to remember than the R. Follow me for more safety tips.

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😂😂😂

submitted 177 days ago • 12 comments

Good morning!☕️✌️

submitted 177 days ago • 1015 comments

When you say ‘I’ll do it tomorrow,’ just remember; that’s Future You’s problem. And Future You is you, but more tired.

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment

Christmas is just a race to see which runs out first: my holiday cheer, my bank account, or my patience with Mariah Carey.

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My kid asked me why we never see elephants hiding in trees. I said, ‘Because they’re really good at it.’ They stared at me, unimpressed. So I added, ‘and if you ever see a giraffe hiding in the refrigerator, just close the door quietly. It’s doing its best.’

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Things I thought I’d outgrow: - Staying up late for no reason - Craving junk food at the worst times - Procrastinating important stuff Things I actually outgrew: - Caring about people’s opinions - Listening to bad advice - Folding fitted sheets Growth is weird.

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