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dcarnys.bsky.social
I got here eventually.
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air bud: i play basketball snoopy: please. i fought in the damn war

submitted 173 days ago • 23 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 184 days ago • 1358 comments

butcher IN city = normal, respectable craftsman butcher TO city = contractual obligation implied butcher AROUND city = same job, harder to find butcher OF city = here's where things get problematic

submitted 185 days ago • 11 comments

me, flirting: so ...what are you into? (stumbles into open manhole)

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

the king and queen should be able to fuck in chess

submitted 191 days ago • 30 comments

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

submitted 191 days ago • 887 comments

winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing

submitted 193 days ago • 91 comments

Why didn’t David Letterman and Conan O’Brien cameo in the Hunger Games isn’t that movie about mocking Jay?

submitted 195 days ago • 9 comments

I've been saying this for years but someone finally thought me of it

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Wow can’t believe he said that

submitted 197 days ago • 38 comments

The hawk tuah girl launched a scam meme coin. A healthcare CEO was gunned down in the street. *You wake up in a cold sweat* It was all real but you got food poisoning from eating Boar's Head

submitted 199 days ago • 20 comments

my fbi handler didn't show up today to give me my rawhide treats, i hope he's ok

submitted 199 days ago • 1 comment

The lack of Elon Musk going "interesting" on every stupid little thing is genuinely a huge selling point for bluesky.

submitted 199 days ago • 1 comment

"don't feed the trolls" people say to me, the keeper of the troll zoo

submitted 199 days ago • 21 comments

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

submitted 199 days ago • 311 comments

I’ll get banned for posting that CEO getting got set to Freebird, right?

submitted 199 days ago • 109 comments

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

submitted 199 days ago • 369 comments

Random first post? What's it called here?

submitted 199 days ago • 1 comment