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ddross.bsky.social
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rip to a real one

desperate to go to the club and dance to my playlist specifically

handmade pantđź«¶certainly not by me but by someone who has made me very happy with them

alright so who’s buying the 20ft Sortino’s Pizza Man

A couple weeks ago I was in a head on collision. It made my car undriveable and I can't afford the deductible. My gofund me is failing. I am nowhere near my goal and I'm desperate for help. Plz support a trans girl in need 💗🏳️‍⚧️💗🏳️‍⚧️ gofund.me/a5e73738

I like talking shit on men too but don’t forget misandry is dangerous and fundamentally not feminist

y’all ain’t ready for the new @megainfinity.band

I really am happiest when it’s oppressively hot out. sorry, everyone else

FRIDAY!!! Come show your support for OTU!

If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever

The longest-serving Republican mayor in the US, Jean Stothert of Omaha NE, just conceded

why does my algorithm keep giving me Jensen ackles thirst traps. I’ve never engaged with any of these. please free me

two years since totk. time flies when you only do side quests

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

home security cameras are only good for one thing: so my fiance can see me talking to the garter snakes in the yard while he’s at work

keep that thang on me