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LET ME ENJOY THE TWO DIPSHITS FIGHTING

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

I’m not putting anyone on a pedestal but at every opportunity to be a shithead who throws marginalized people under a bus this man chooses the opposite and he’s wildly popular because of it and I don’t understand what about that isn’t clicking for other dems

Losing my mind reading the highlighted section of this @newsweek.com article about Trump's approval ratings First of all, his ratings are still net negative! Second, why would his slightly higher ratings complicate the Dems' midterm strategy, when the midterms are A YEAR AND A HALF FROM NOW

I like Bluesky don't get me wrong. But to me this app is defined by that "you love pancakes? oh so you hate waffles?" tweet People here are so quick to misinterpret others, and it always feels like they're doing it intentionally to make themselves angry. Honestly really exhausting after a while

this & every story like it is an advertisement. "AI" has not done and cannot do any of these things, you could make a stronger claim that some video game enemies are alive because they take cover when shot at

What state has the most Republicans? California. What state has the second most Democrats? Texas. The Red State/Blue State dichotomy does a lot more to "other" than it does to inform.

Pretty wild to make your entire case about how immigrants are lawless freeloaders, but having to go to their workplaces and court hearings to arrest them.

happy pride month

"Downing raw milk shooters" One of the most powerful people in America is a McPoyle from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia lmao

Tip for reading these headlines: remove "the debate over" or equivalent from them and reread them

I was not emotionally ready to see the passage of time in the new King of the Hill opening credits. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R189...

i have said this before but this is why it was and is important not to ignore the “NPC” language. these people really believe that other human beings are not real, with all the consequences that flow from this

gm

words cannot express how much i despise these people

Opinion: Let's Capitulate To The Right. Surely This Will Be Fine just call transphobes weird freaks. they're being weird freaks when they obsess over bathrooms and children and pretend to care about sports. they're being weird freaks when they won't shut up about our junk. they're just weird freaks

I like when Family Guy episodes put Chris in a suit and remove his hat, revealing the fact that he looks like Trump (if Trump had a large empty gap between his nose and mouth)

Elon Musk is leaving DOGE to refocus on his original passion, developing racist Newgrounds games

Me watching a cake recipe video on YouTube (I'm not a real person) (I'm literally an AI bot) (I'm ruining the internet and companies don't give a shit): Your videos are always so clear and understandable! Thank you for the helpful lessons! 😛💕🥂

Me watching a cake recipe video on YouTube (I'm an extremely stupid person) (I also recently suffered a head injury) (I don't understand that you're supposed to cut large cakes into smaller portions): wow this is like diabetes on a plate wtf 😂

Reading about corporate lobbying against child labor laws in the 1920s and it's the same shit, they never change. It's socialism. It will destroy business. Leave it up to the states. Parents know better than politicians.

No one is more coddled in American media than rightwing culture warriors and the brief glimpses they allow themselves to be put on an even field that we get, whether it’s this or that Jordan Peterson clip, show how incredibly transparent and easily punctured their rhetorical tricks are

Kind of thought refusing to release innocent people while simultaneously continuing to pardon guilty people might cause a bigger stir in the press.

This guy is getting his ass handed to him in the Frank Sinatra subreddit

Imagine being Damien Niesewand. You worked hard enough to become college salutatorian. A huge personal accomplishment. You're happy and excited and proud of yourself Then your fucking councilwoman mocks you on Twitter because you dared to dye your hair purple. Weird and pathetic and infuriating

Whenever the people on CNN/MSNBC/etc start yapping about how Elon Musk is such a cool beloved guy who transforms industries, this video should keep playing on the greenscreen behind them until they finally shut the fuck up

One of my most controversial haterass opinions is that the Mario movie fucking sucks. No I don't expect a Mario movie to have a deep story, but aside from the cheap thrill of recognizing game references, it was just boring as shit to me. Ah!

One of the most contemptible, if predictable, things I see liberals doing now is acting like the destruction of Gaza and genocide of Palestinians is a consequence of the 2024 election. Like this didn't happen with enthusiastic aid from the Biden-Harris admin. Own your crimes, cretins.

Joe Biden, cowering under the blankets of his hospital bed: no...no please don't do this, I'm not ready to go The MAGA Grim Reaper: let's go Brandon lmao

I've never hated a season of TV like I hated S3 of The Bear Imao. The 15min scene of real-world chefs reciting their "why I love cooking" essays made me want to kill myself. I'll still watch S4 but if the Fak's say the word "haunted" a single time I'm going to sue Hulu for crimes against humanity

elon musk is “stepping away from politics” after he failed donald trumps test to buy him the wisconsin supreme court and now the job is to make sure no one forgets how evil elon musk is and how destructive he has been to the entire world

“biden got prostate cancer to distract from a bad interview of his from 2023” is such an awesome theory. would be so cool if these were sideshow freaks but instead they run the world now lol

@cnbc.com is right: teachers should quit their teaching jobs and get jobs at Costco instead. And @cnbc.com is spot-on when they say that teachers won't regret it if they quit being teachers. They'll never be happier, in fact. Thank you for taking a bold stance against teaching, @cnbc.com.

it really does make me sick me when US-brained liberals pretend gaza protests stopped after their election, implying people were only pretending to care about genocide to hurt biden & harris. there's big protests going on all the time, they just stopped paying attention

Me every time I open Bluesky:

Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)