Profile avatar
decadentwest.bsky.social
I should have worked much harder I should have just not bothered Some Girls out now from Galileo Press 😈💅🏼
139 posts 94 followers 381 following
Prolific Poster

Dork-ass millennials are like "bring on the zombie apocalypse😋😜🤣" for 2 decades then don't realize when they become the zombies

To the detriment of society, I did not get the Onion Writing Fellowship. Some of my personal favorite headlines: ChatGPT Fucked My Wife: Local Man Rethinks Bullish Stance on AI Grimes Stickers Kids: “I Got These Before He Went Crazy” PornHub to Launch Pornhub Junior

In a just society we'd pay fast food workers $150,000/year and tech CEOs $9.25/hr

edition.cnn.com/2025/05/21/b... I'm glad a lot of energy of the past decade was putting those pesky girlbosses in their place!

🫡🫡🫡 Arbor Day is every day!

Is everyone enjoying the golden age of The Only Thing That Ever Happens Is The Worst Possible Thing

Listening to debilitating music about life love and loss in the office because I possess Mental Health™️

Austin TX! I'm gonna be playing Beats & Beers, May 30th at St. Elmo (South) with inimitable @flobama.bandcamp.com, Acclimated Assassin, and many more! Thx 2 @pressingmatterz.bsky.social and St Elmo for putting it on. Starts at 5, can't wait 4 this! Bring a friend, flip a beat, have a Carl!

Can u come pick me up we’re celebrating AAPI heritage month at work by eating South African sorbet

Listening to Chappell Roan in the corporate office waiting for the feds to show up

Can you come pick me up they’re referencing The Office at work

the person who just said the dumbest shit you ever read: im sapiosexual

ACAB includes the wives of billionaires

#austin come join me in launching my book!! 🤠 it mentions Richard Linklater and u will love it #booksky

there is no environmentally or ethically defensible use of chatgpt and I am very disheartened by seeing beloved authors promote it

James Agee said "I hate any job on earth, as a job and a hindrance and a semi-suicide." 💡And that's why I think your cardholders are going to 👏love👏 our new B2B SaaS product.

A lot of people say "I wasn't meant to work, I was meant to frolic/vibe/be a flaneur" in a cute way, I say it sobbing, throwing up, about to jump

ACAB includes people who post their wedding pictures on linkedin

Why am *I*, a woman of culture and taste, forced to repeatedly see the term "GTA6" on Rihanna's internet???

Can you come pick me up they’re doing gender essentialism in the workplace

I will never apologize for being a liberal elite! (Knowing how to read)

nymag.com/intelligence...

I've decided that the people who believe LLMs are literally demons are more correct than the people who believe they can send emails

Protesting this endless misogyny by not doing any work when I have cramps! 🤨

practicing self-harm (reading linkedin posts about how chatGPT invented the em-dash)

Workplace discrimination and harassment, sexual assault, and domestic violence - these very often leave victims desperately lonely but this loneliness somehow never merits discussion as a "crisis"

When democrats are up for statewide office in Texas again

Ngl where’s the fun part of this website

2 glasses of wine in I’m like ‘unfortunately for everyone brat summer is happening AGAIN 😛💅🏼😈’

I’m running for president on ‘unlimited vacation for everyone’ and ‘anyone who pretends to care about illegal immigration is getting banished to mars’

every day the New York Times wakes up and thinks ‘ok what generational villain should I platform today🧐’

Little known fact but Ursula and the poor unfortunate souls were actually based on trump and the current Republican Party

Every time I check my email I am hoping it is Tim Onion or Tim Guggenheim offering me a fellowship and every time it is Venmo congratulating me on being eligible for their credit card

True life: I read about pat buchanan on the bus and got really pissed off

Just came across the phrase ‘indie horror game’…. Brother if you’re awake that’s called life

when we talk about raising the minimum wage we need to talk about minimum vacation... no working person should have less than 4 weeks paid vacation time tbh and we should say it

get their ass king

Sick of people calling this extended moment "not normal." Nothing but narration, calling the play five minutes after. We've had 10 years of people describing events after they happen. It is not working.

I believe that millennials can and should be divided into two more accurate sub-generations, delineated by a deep relationship with the either the muppets or Pokemon.

Really wanna watch AI create its own god and religious people say it’s fake and they have to prove their god is real……