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I might be on the tick's side on this one ngl

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disposable vapes apparently release serious concentrations of lead so we get to have more belligerent psychos ruining shit in our future as gen z goes braindead

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credit to Alaska Thunderfuck but I've been saying, "why don't you come up and fuck me sometime" in a Mae West voice all day and cackling. it's so much fun to say!

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Muslim guy: what if a poor person could buy vegetables Reasonable New Yorker: I am moving to a Whites Only compound 1,140 miles away from here as soon as possible. Please invite me onto the television to say this again.

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Two years ago I interviewed a 31-year-old NY state assemblymember about a 7-year-old girl killed by an SUV driver in his district. I hung up the phone, astonished that I'd talked to a legislator who so thoughtfully articulated what actually needs to change on our streets. He'll make a great mayor

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was supposed to see this tonight, even had a ticket, and it completely slipped my mind and i'm so bummed about it. at least my friends don't have to see my awful crying face. worst part is all day i was thinking, "i should go see a movie tonight"

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not to be a downer but can we chill a little

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no i did one politics post that's enough. time to eat my vegetables

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surely the democratic party will learn the lesson that young progressives are extremely electable. surely!

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Just trapped this girl in my yard. She’s been weaned and seems pretty skittish. My guess is five weeks old. Got a friend of my niece fostering for a night or two. If nobody in the San Francisco / East Bay vicinity wants to adopt, I’ll probably have to just cook it and eat it.

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Call Me By Your Name Wet Hot American Summer Mad Max Fury Road Spirited Away Parasite the VVitch The Royal Tennenbaums Tangerine The Green Knight Kill Bill Vol. 1 notables: anything by Ari Aster (impossible to decide) and The Pianist (heartbreaking: worst person in hollywood just made great movie)

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45 years ago Wendy O. Williams, lead singer of the Plasmatics, performs at the Whiskey a Go Go, West Hollywood, June 1980. Photos by George Rose #punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #wendyowilliams #plasmatics #history #punkrockhistory

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i want to be intrigued by Death Stranding but it looks really boring idk

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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

it really is so nice that during this very somber cutscene after a tragic death there is one character wearing a red beret, suspenders, and has a baguette strapped to her back #expedition33

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

agreed and I also believe - and this may come as a shock to people who know me- that cars are largely to blame

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sick impulse to make this my new pfp

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

i genuinely, not exaggerating, unironically, wish i could look into someone's eyes and make them feel the extreme weight of their stupidity and cause them to put a gun to their temple and blow their brains out. i would use this power often, and with no compunction.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

🎵 if you're chiquita banana / and you hate human rights 🎶

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

our mililtary doesn't deserve shit. they're already getting $0.60 cents for ever $1 spent in taxes what the fuck more do they need

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Every single conservative is a stupid Nazi hog and nothing they say will ever be worth listening to

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Happy Birthday to the powerful Kira Roessler, bassist for the influential hardcore punk band Black Flag from 1983 to 1985, member of the rock duo Dos with her ex-husband Mike Watt, born on this day in 1961, New Haven #punkrock #womenofpunk #kiraroessler #punkrockhistory #otd

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did everyone watch the same video saying God Only Knows is the best Beach Boys song or something? it's not even the best song on that album

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Sinbad saw me dozing off at a celebrity golf match and said, "damn he's passed out!"

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in 100 years if there's any historians left it'll be pretty embarrassingly obvious how allowing a rogue theocracy with unlimited financial backing and zero accountability to call the shots in the middle east was, perhaps, not the wisest idea

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only humans could amass a single definitive source of truth and knowledge and then invite a lie generator to take the reins

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always suspected morning people were somehow inferior getpocket.com/explore/item...

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Absolutely love this Behind the music clip

submitted 21 days ago • 31 comments

shocked pickichu face

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heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time

submitted 21 days ago • 31 comments

This is the only meme you need.

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love to get my entire day's caloric intake from one enormous meal i begrudgingly fix for myself way too late at night and losing an hour of my day every day to leaning back and going "auuuuggggghhh" after i eat it

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turned up the wrong burner as i was cooking and scorched the hell outta the bottom of my rice. just telling myself it's meatless paella and sending it

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is Expedition 33 really that good or is Gustave just that hot? impossible to say really

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today i delivered a new toilet seat and the guy came out to get it from me and he said, "ah, just in time!" i've been thinking about that all day

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imagine being so stupid you are eager to work for the American SS. how do you even do basic shit, how do you wash yourself, prepare food etc?

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i do think it's kinda remarkable that my anti-ICE post on reddit was met mostly with positivity. you can't say any objectively true shit on there ("we should have more public transit", "we should all eat less meat") without getting downvoted to oblivion. everyone hates ICE and it's beautiful

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