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Lowkey really enjoy this logo. Just give me a happy bird. This bird isn’t smug, he isn’t condescending, he just loves the game.

submitted 5 days ago • 187 comments

love getting a compressed file from someone and it's a .rar or a .7z. that's how I know they're a pervert

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

buddies took me to the Barcade for an extraordinarily belated birthday, and I came home incredibly twisted with like five pounds of tokens in my coat pockets

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

seven year old asked if there are any good movies about firefighters so I guess I'm showing him BACKDRAFT (1991)

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Snake: “Hrnk. Antacids??” Colonel: “That’s right Snake. Sodium bicarbonate chewables deployed to address tummy pain.” Naomi: due to advancements in medical and flavor technology, these tablets are available in a variety of fruit flavors OTC, or ‘over the counter’”

submitted 53 days ago • 5 comments

firing Watto out of a clay pigeon launcher and duck hunting his ass

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

got a new phone case and screen protector and have successfully tricked my reptile brain into thinking I got a new phone

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

texting the group chat about hydraulic computational devices

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

sliding up to a beautiful woman at a party and saying "so do you fuck with Battlestar Galactica?"

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

unfortunately i can tell i'm about to write a book about the CIA attempting to infiltrate laurel canyon in the spring of 1964

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

ok i'm gonna say it. there are too many Kinds of Moon now. we don't need to name every moon permutation

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Sing to me, Muse, of that Snake of many ways who choked out many men

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

just replayed metal gear solid so i expect to be calling a lot of you BROTHER!!! for the foreseeable future

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

for once I yelled SHOW US HIS DICK at the TV and then it showed us his dick

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

blasting Japanese jazz pop and reading battletech rules

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

one thing about me is you put me in your group chat I WILL start convincing members to start painting miniatures

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

this came to me as i was falling asleep

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

nobody on bluesky is talking about how Watto died. and you call yourselves allies

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

bad mood!!

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

using the ongoing flak from trump2 to post my sincerely held belief: buying a bottle of water, for any reason absent a boil water notice in your neighborhood, is a tremendous moral failing

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Don't know who needs to hear this but the killers are a mormon band. "Mr Bright side" is brigham young

submitted 126 days ago • 8 comments

oh wow things that feel recent actually happened many years ago? the passage of time begins to feel like a personal affront to you and your aging memory? should we throw a party? should we invite Proust?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

rare vernacular fonts, found only on the storefront windows of newly opened or soon to be closed furniture outlets

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

laughing gaily at first the duke? he would never do such a thing. my smile begins to fade and my brow to furrow for he has shown such gracious manners, and has granted me his assurances in private

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

nothing makes me miss my cat so much as cooking. oh i can just leave butter on the counter and she won't try to lick it all? I don't have to hurry to rinse a cup that once held milk? :( :( :(

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

from 2000-2010 every movie had to be About Reality TV. wonder what will be the obvious-in-retrospect Theme of all 2020s movies

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

turning into a climbing asshole in my middle age. starting to use words like "project" in ways you'd find annoying

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about the big bopper again

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

finally watching michael clayton. big day

submitted 134 days ago • 3 comments

hey baby 🥵 it's my birthday 😈 could you maybe 🙈 give me a

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes i get mad when my dad complains about how expensive beers are at restaurants nowadays or whatever. but then i imagine, in thirty years, when sandwiches cost sixty dollars. and i start to turn red

submitted 143 days ago • 2 comments

at universal studios, wearing a ghillie suit, hunting the grinch with a tranquilizer rifle

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Venus of Laussel: “h₁n̥gʷ-t h₂ey-dʰr̥” Me: “25,000 years, really? [making eye contact and drawing circles on table with finger] I wouldn’t call that an age difference at all”

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

just awoke from a nightmare in which @jfruh.bsky.social earnestly explained the merits of composing essays in the Snapchat cms

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

cross section illustration of the Grinch in a spider hole, waiting out whoville's counterinsurgency campaign

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

someone in the dad chat had a kid trip a breaker and it won't untrip and let me tell you: this is a dad chat gift. we'll be talking about this for hours. everyone's so excited

submitted 152 days ago • 2 comments

my mom made fun of my slutty little moustache at Thanksgiving this galvanizing my desire to keep my slutty little moustache

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments