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🎶 I’m a Yankee Doodle Pope guy, A Yankee pope until I die. Day one and just just know the orange abomination will be hating Pope Rab with a vengeance. Buckle up this should be a laugh.

Celtic are now well on course to win 55 Scottish league titles. Only two other Scottish clubs have reached the one every football fan around the world dreams of (55) but those two clubs had to share the honour. Room ye ya zombie bastards🤣🤣🤣🍀💚

Mon the Celic yur on the telly🍀💚

I’m late to Succession but by fuck it’s good. “I’ll grind your fucking bones to make my bread” If there was a world championship for swearing Scots would be in a league of their own. Great cast but stand the fuck up Sir Brian of Cox👏👏👏

Apparently the huns are only waiting on “legal and regulatory approvals” This should be a laugh🤣

Man the sheep yur on the telly intae these mutant hun bastards🤣

Every now and again my thoughts drift to the dead Rangers FC and the ensuing Tribute Act and all these years later they still make me laugh. For instance I just had a thought about “Motherwell billionaire Craig Whyte” and it had me on the ropes pishin maself for a good 55 seconds🤣🤣🤣

Mobland looking a decent watch and great to see Pierce Brosnan on his inner Martin Brennan with a near perfect Irish accent. What he is Irish?

I’d hope I’d sobered up by now and deleted this Paddy. Ffs man it’s just a game and we are still on for a treble but sack the board cause the huns had pyro🤣🤣🤣

Wiznae gonny watch but Fenerbache score just before halftime you have my attention. Mon the special one yur on the telly🍀

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Crescent moon and Venus distracting me. Mon the Celick yur on the telly although I’m not averse to throwing this one for shits and giggles #isyurmotherwell 🤣🍀

Wee Barry the ned and suspected sexual offender in charge at Ibrox. The The Rangers board must stay. They are banking on hun rage steadying the ship. This is gonny be a laugh🤣🤣🤣🍀

Brendan’s pre match Aberdeen interview “we don’t do statements” What could he mean by this🤣🤣🤣🍀

Rangers 0 St Mirren 2. Ahahahahaha Rangers stop it you fucking kill me🤣🤣🤣

1-0 Hibs sack the board🍀

Mon the Celtic yur on the telly😁🍀

So Marks innie was with Helly R’s outie and now Helena’s innie has been with Marks innie while Helly R’s outtie pursues Mark S’s outtie. Dylan G is getting it on with his outties wife and Irving B’s outtie is looking like a shoo in for a threesome with Burt G and his husband. Keep up:) #Severance

Christopher Walkens maternal Scottish grandfathers name was Joseph Egen and his mother was from Glasgow. Could be nothing. #Severance

Shearer? Fuck off🤣 Mon the Celtic yur on the telly🍀

Wee huns score for the huns. Country ye live in😁🍀

Mon the Celic yur on the telly. Probably. Later so a good three points and on to the next round🍀

“And then I blamed it on the taxman” Happy admin day to all who celebrate and we are many🤣🤣🤣🍀💚

Not only is #Severance shaping up to be one of the best tv shows ever made they finally know how to pronounce Glasgow in the states 🙏🤣💙

Not giving three dry fucks is available upon request. #Severance

Well said young man now form an army. We fight.