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Things fall apart--it's scientific! Pro-pun. Always punch up. He/him
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political journalists obsess over the public’s lack of trust in our profession but strangely see that as downstream of things like “we didn’t talk enough about how biden was old” and not “many of us appear to be indifferent to a nihilistic attack on the constitution”

the product doesn’t return reliable results, it’s an ethicist’s waking nightmare, to keep it running they have to punch barn-sized holes in the environment, but at least it’s wildly profitable [touches earpiece] hang on

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

*snickering*

While you are trying to figure out how to pay your mortgage or rent, or deciding on how you will pay for your kids summer care or activities, Old Orangesides is going to drop millions for his little party.

I’m a bothsides anti-Biden-deadender: I don’t think any of litigation of his presidency, either positive or negative, is worth it from 2025 on

And as soon as Democrats stopped flying to the gulag and everyone stopped talking about it, Trump’s immigration numbers started climbing back up

they're ruling blue states, cities and districts like they're conquered territory. occupying armies with no responsibilities ruling over a conquered people with no rights. intolerable.

the irony is that they’re correct except they don’t understand who the actual criminals are.

Wow, you really believe that our Emperor is some kind of evil wizard? What, you think he’s cackling while casting spells and curses over a cauldron wearing black robes at the top of a tower somewhere? Talk about Palpatine Derangement Syndrome…

Given that Biden was not in fact the nominee, and almost nobody but his (admittedly delusional) inner circle thinks he should have been, you have to think that the real reason the press is so obsessed with this is that the were denied their dream of an interminable, divisive Democratic primary

I know I’ve noted this before, but Donte DiVincenzo has the same cadence as/rhymes with Ice Cube saying “rollin’ in a Benzo” in “Fuck Tha Police”

Absolute Cinema™

This is some Night Lords shit right here @edsbs.bsky.social

i don’t like this AT ALL. is he wearing the corpses of his enemies

i am experiencing trauma

Can’t wait to have someone explain how this is all a result of economic anxiety and “woke overreach”

they lied to everyone, over and over again, so they could pay no electoral price and then ban mifepristone anyway and once again there will be no long term consequences for their credibility because the people who run the media like them and want them to succeed

“Tony Todd makes his final appearance here. The result is not just a worthy sendoff for the character and the man who played him, but one of the best scenes ever performed by an actor who knew he was dying and wanted to make his last performance one for the ages.” www.rogerebert.com/reviews/fina...

Let's go Knicks! (Don't rank Andrew Cuomo.)

Solid work by the Titans on this one

not that congress cares, but it is still a federal crime to lie under oath like this

I’ll never get over how, in an era when women’s rights and status are being attacked and eroded in law and culture alike, we were incessantly told that it was boys and men whose suffering we needed to attend to.

I will forever judge people who still fuck with either of them. Abusers run in flocks. Do y'all know Puff put Tory on a song AFTER he shot Meg? All these dickheads are connected.

The one person a woman is married to is MORE LIKELY TO KILL HER than ALL THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS in the country COMBINED.

In the TRPG PARANOIA, the Friend Computer who runs the fallout shelter the characters live in has been driven completely insane by the conflicting demands of the Master Programmers that run Alpha Complex. Finally after all these years, Musk is pleased to make this part of the Torment Nexus real....

Save a horse White genocide a cowboy

the missing link being drummers this whole time makes a lot of sense

No wonder these fuckers won't show their faces.

The abortion pill is safer than penicillin and Tylenol. And Viagra.

Anyone platforming Hanania is due a visit from the wallet inspector

But what really knocked me out were those cheap sunglasses

Heavy lies the crown…

Sneaky of them to reveal a photo of Christian Bale as Al Davis and Nicolas Cage as John Madden from the upcoming Madden film while we’re all going insane for the Andor finale.

We need to understand this as a victory against trans hate and discrimination — it’s what otherwise moderate Mayor Jean Stothert made the entire end of her campaign about. Regular Americans don’t react to or receive the call to trans panic. Enough. We are speaking to the future.